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Better than average life coaching

Post by RockyMtHigh » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:32 pm

Joe and I were discussing his options going forward, now that he's retired.... Joe has decided he is now a life coach.

He was kind enough to offer his assistance this afternoon when he highly advised all of us that you should press on, because you won't remember it later.

Rule number 1. If see a burning couch you should sit on it, but not for too long. Literally.

Please help yourselves. Joe is here to help.
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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by yard4sale » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:59 pm

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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by RockyMtHigh » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:40 pm

Joe says.... "Send the man into the river with an open camera bag. Oh wait, we already did that!"
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Post by SLSS » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:24 pm

Where's the Like button? Oh, wait.....
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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by pxatim » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:35 pm

Dear Joe,

Do campfire singalongs to Bon Jovi make me gay?

If so I'm ok with that.

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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by RockyMtHigh » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:12 am



Tim,

Thanks for asking. People often mistake a man who is strong enough to openly show his emotions as being gay. Don't let that stop you from following your dreams.

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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by The Wandering Blues » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:58 am

Dear Joe,
I'm a HUGE fly fisherman. My friends say to keep the fish wet. Do you suggest extended foreplay or should I invest in some type of lube and go straight for trouser trout status? Thanks and Tight Lines, brah.
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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by K_P » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:43 am

There are a lot of folks who are ascending the mountain that will be expecting a wizened sage in flowing robes sitting in the lotus position awaiting them at the top.

I wish I could photograph the looks on their faces when they meet Joe in a Hawaiian shirt and fez sitting on a foldy chair.

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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by RockyMtHigh » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:39 pm

The Wandering Blues wrote:
Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:58 am
Dear Joe,
I'm a HUGE fly fisherman. My friends say to keep the fish wet. Do you suggest extended foreplay or should I invest in some type of lube and go straight for trouser trout status? Thanks and Tight Lines, brah.
Dear Wandering Blues,

Great question. Let me start by saying that I am very happy to see that you are a HUGE fly fisherman. I think world needs a couple more highly respected, highly talented folks, just like you.

Yes, it is important to keep the fish wet while keeping your grubby paws out of the gills. No one likes to be choked while they're being stroked. Natural lube is the best kind.

Tight lines!
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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by fallen513 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:21 pm

Should the ladies hold on with one or two hands when riding the cement mixer with a saddle on it?

Thanks.
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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by Glista » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:00 pm

fallen513 wrote:
Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:21 pm
Should the ladies hold on with one or two hands when riding the cement mixer with a saddle on it?

Thanks.
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Re: Better than average life coaching

Post by Redchaser » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:07 pm

Dear life coach Joe. I have a "friend" that couldn't get laid to save his life. I mean he can't get a handshake in a whorehouse when he's holding a hundred dollar bill. Any suggestions?
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