More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by fly-chucker » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:07 pm

Junior© wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:01 pm
Pro-Tip #2: Ear plugs. And massive scotch and sodas. Snoring problems solved
Pro-Tip #3: Bring an entire bucket full of ear plugs. 1st set is free :wink
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by The Wandering Blues » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:20 pm

Just the food pics alone have convinced me to head south for the winter.
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:38 pm

The boys already summed it up nicely, but I've a few thoughts to add.

They all laughed at my ski goggles, then they were all jealous. They're like my noeprene bootfoots. I look like a retard, but I'm the warmest and dryest retard out there.

That ceviche was fucking stupendous. Maybe it was the hemoglobin.

The fish were acting weird, but they were still forgiving.

The last day, which I spent with Ruddy and Barrelcooker, will go down in the annals of my own history as one of my best days on the water ever. The weather, fish, scenery, company, and overall vibe came together and we made some great memories.

Mike let me back the trailer AND drive the boat! I felt special.

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I leave you with this clip of me flailing at some of the most forgiving fish ever, while my friends laugh in the background.

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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:58 pm

Barrelcooker making rifle and cannon noises when he was casting was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, even if he is a fucking liar.
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by Ruddy Duck » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:27 pm

CarelessEthiopian wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:58 pm
Barrelcooker making rifle and cannon noises when he was casting was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, even if he is a fucking liar.
Sound effects = next level fly fishing

[rifle shot]

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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by Hogleg » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:29 pm

Real good boys.

Real good.

Damn sorry I had to bail. Looks like ol' BM could've benefited from my day job skill set. I don't announce it but I always carry supplies to clean and suture lacerations complete with injectable lidocaine and antibiotics to every bake I attend. The question is - do you want some drunk fuck practicing medicine on you in the kitchen?
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:31 pm

Peow.

Boom.


In Bens case it was peow ( miss) peow (miss) peow (miss

Finally Boom.
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by Redchaser » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:49 pm

B.M. Barrelcooker wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:31 pm
Peow.

Boom.


In Bens case it was peow ( miss) peow (miss) peow (miss

Finally Boom.
It should have been "Pie Yow Comme Ce"
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by gankadank » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:11 pm

This was a good read. Nothing but heat. There's no chance I'll ever appear at this gathering but I still wanna

Kudos to the pit crew :smile
yeah; rumspringa came late.... :smile

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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by fatman » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:36 pm

Well, apparently I changed something on my camera and all my files are coming back as "too large" when I try to attach them.

Fuck

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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by Lurgee » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:47 am

CarelessEthiopian wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:38 pm


They all laughed at my ski goggles, then they were all jealous.
Except for me. I’m an early adopter.
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Re: More Solid Gold Bullsh!t

Post by LA Fly Guy » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:44 am

CarelessEthiopian wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:38 pm
Mike let me back the trailer AND drive the boat! I felt special.
But did he let you hold his Stiffy?

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