Another Newb Introduction

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fauxtrout
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Another Newb Introduction

Post by fauxtrout » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:07 pm

Well, I have already fucked up showed up drunk and crashed the party...

And now for my next post I will make an humble offering of facts and statements.
After this I will sit quietly in the corner.
Finding out if my cigar case is indeed waterproof and don't worry the dog found out it doesn't let shit in either.
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dog shit
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red eye
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kettle, that is now in the bottom of a run
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FISH ON A GOLF COURSE
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ROANOKE BASS WHICH ARE APPARENTLY A THING
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SORRY THAT I MISSED THE HOLIDAYS...
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FINE ASS BIRD DOG
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obligatory trout pic
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FINE ASS WHISKY
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HARD TO SHARE A BLIND WITH THOUGH
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ACTUAL STRAWBERRY PIES THAT I HAD A PICTURE OF...
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yard4sale
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by yard4sale » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:56 pm

You were better off just being the asshole who barged in. We assumed but now we know...
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:09 pm

I also hunt with prince harry. the little nazi bastard.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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K_P
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by K_P » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:14 pm

Are you serious? This is your best effort after a sub-par attempt at an introduction?

Get back on the short bus, learn to write coherent sentences, and take a digital photography course.

If you can't do that, piss off--we're full.

Suckit
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by Suckit » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:55 pm

Looks good to me .
Welcome.
These guys are the little girls on the playground that wanna beat you up. You know what that means.
What they really want is for you to chase them and look up their skirts. Get it. Good.

I get tons of respect here, hang with me and your golden.

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austrotard
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:01 pm

Suckit wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:55 pm
your golden.

yeah... nah.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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pbrstreetgang
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by pbrstreetgang » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:13 pm

Suckit wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:55 pm
hang with me and your golden.
nah, you should just hang yourself
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Transylwader
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by Transylwader » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:27 pm

#cunty
If assholes could fly, Raleigh would be a fucking airport - my Mum

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421sd
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by 421sd » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:20 pm

Only one Bruce? Five Bruce minimum is the ante.

Better taste in deer heroes and dog shit photography much needed.

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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by fallen513 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:34 pm

I'm so easy to piss off. Fuck.

I just had to wrestle down a 280 lb mExican on my wife's birthday Saturday because I " walked in the VIP area". I was dancing motherfucker, not walking. And now this.
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by fatman » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:21 pm

for fucks sake, man, put forth a little effort

fail. bigly badly. Fuck.
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austrotard
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Re: Another Newb Introduction

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:26 pm

the best thing to come out of mexico was chikungunya.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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