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Online Dating

Post by Gremlin » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:01 pm

got this text very early in the AM (times shown not accurate), it was the first real interaction. Over 40 women cut to the chase...
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Re: Online Dating

Post by Average Joe » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:25 pm

If she asks for a photo, feel free to use this.
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Re: Online Dating

Post by The Wandering Blues » Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:06 pm

Sounds like she’d get her freak on for ya.
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Re: Online Dating

Post by K_P » Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:48 pm

First of all, I like your reply. :cool

It would appear to me that Kim is all about Kim.

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Re: Online Dating

Post by VTNZ » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:09 pm

She seems like the kinda person one might find from the online dating co's that advertise in your inflight magazine....

She might be a bot pushing some "new smart way of doing business"...

My answers would be:

1. Meth Lab

2. I think there's 3; maybe 4 of 'em....depends on who ya talk to....

3. Old enough to work for dad.

4. Yes.

5. Neutral?!? Lady...have you seen this country in the last 18 months? I side with the Russians...you figure it out.

6. I'm not sure I'd call my kids smart really...and I'd love for my ex to have to work for me and not my salary.....know what I mean?

7. What's that?


If those questions are real, that's some seriously high maintenance....
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Re: Online Dating

Post by BigTimber » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:18 am

tell her you invest in child labor.

i'll bet she runs that mouth ALL. THE. TIME.

dog, I'd hate to be single again.

some things are best rented than owned, jus' sayin'.
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Re: Online Dating

Post by Da Ax » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:08 am

^THIS. My wife drives me nuts sometimes, but it beats being single at this age. By the time any chick gets to be 40+ and single, she broken somehow and, if your lucky, she knows it. Either she's been married (often several times) or she's never been married (which usually begs the question of why). Like adopting a dog...ya just never know what headaches you are inheriting.
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Re: Online Dating

Post by austrotard » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:24 am

Da Ax wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:08 am
^THIS. My wife drives me nuts sometimes, but it beats being single at this age. By the time any chick gets to be 40+ and single, she broken somehow and, if your lucky, she knows it. Either she's been married (often several times) or she's never been married (which usually begs the question of why). Like adopting a dog...ya just never know what headaches you are inheriting.

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Re: Online Dating

Post by markl » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:56 pm

So, this little thread sounds intriguing and has some nice potential ...
with some meaningful pictures!!!

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Re: Online Dating

Post by Redchaser » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:03 pm

I would hate to be dating at this age....which is why I'm not...(sulks off to cry into pillow alone)
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Re: Online Dating

Post by Gremlin » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:17 pm

markl wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:56 pm
So, this little thread sounds intriguing and has some nice potential ...
with some meaningful pictures!!!
I agree, I could easily see it becoming "unlimited"....

the under 35 crowd could offer a very interesting, and different perspective, based on the pictures I've seen!
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Re: Online Dating

Post by Kfoxwyo » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:35 pm

Kim,
Why do you think that you are single? You seem very open minded, confident, outgoing...so why?
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need-a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
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