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Re: Online Dating

Post by Spicytuna » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:36 pm

Only one response to that....


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Re: Online Dating

Post by yard4sale » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:15 pm

I’d ask her what her favorite strain of weed is.
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Re: Online Dating

Post by Average Joe » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:20 pm

yard4sale wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:15 pm
I’d ask her what her favorite strain of weed is.
Also ask if she owns a boat and likes to row.

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Re: Online Dating

Post by befuddled » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:32 pm

Ask her if she has a sister who doesn't talk so fucking much.
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Re: Online Dating

Post by pbrstreetgang » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:15 pm

Ok - I've been around this rodeo before...She is going to be more trouble than fun - look at her profile pic

Tell her it is "Myers & Briggs"

What is her online dating "screen name?" Does have any of the following words in it?
4ever
mr1derfull
looking4u
mama
happy
yoga/zen/blahblahblah

How many pictures of her pet(s) does she have in her profile pics?

Does she like to travel a lot, like half her profile pics are in foreign nations? (bonus points if her pet[s] is/are with her in travel pics)

Pictures of her "besties" included? (if so, fuck one of them instead)

let us know...
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: Online Dating

Post by yard4sale » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:22 pm

pbrstreetgang wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:15 pm
Ok - I've been around this rodeo before...She is going to be more trouble than fun - look at her profile pic

Tell her it is "Myers & Briggs"

What is her online dating "screen name?" Does have any of the following words in it?
4ever
mr1derfull
looking4u
mama
happy
yoga/zen/blahblahblah

How many pictures of her pet(s) does she have in her profile pics?

Does she like to travel a lot, like half her profile pics are in foreign nations? (bonus points if her pet[s] is/are with her in travel pics)

Pictures of her "besties" included? (if so, fuck one of them instead)

let us know...
I’m gonna take a guess here she flies with an emotional support animal. Cats are too easy so I’m going with a duck

Savanna?
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

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Re: Online Dating

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:04 am

ask her how she feels about children and if she'd like a trip to the moors.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Online Dating

Post by Honyuk96 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:27 am

Lexapro or Prozac ?

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Re: Online Dating

Post by Gremlin » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:50 am

That was Friday AM, by Sunday eve I hadn't responded back (although I texted her I would respond), but she deleted me. I can't say I am disappointed. She was beautiful looking, but for some reason I didn't have any motivation to respond. Funny, I am not sure why ;)
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Re: Online Dating

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:27 pm

well c'mon mate, who's next?

you should totally like stalk the last one now.
that's what I'd do.

april vokey.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Online Dating

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