Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

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Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by Tojo n Tex » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm

Every worthless douchebag on the river now. Internet hot spotting. Wicked weed being consumed at all of these Lando Luau's of the world. Boat ramps full of boat trailers. Snot nosed part time fly shop guides (most are illegally guiding) giving attitude to those who didn't need their services. Flyfishing Guru's redesigning and renaming 100 year old fly patterns. Fly slingers aiming for septic bass (carp). Internet experts. Assholes behind the counter at flyshops who really don't want to be there. Poseurs dressed head to foot in Columbia and Simms.

I miss the good ole' days when flyfishermen were real men, not these social media d-bags of today doing their tough talk on the 'net or sticking your chest out to intimidate some yellowstone tourists and trying to claim a river all for yourselves. Your time is coming. You'll soon tire of this sport and go back to golf, whiffle ball or whatever worthless organized sport that you participated in the past

We want our Fly FIshing back and we're coming to get it. We don't want you, we don't need you - we'll talk you when we want you. But don't hold your breath

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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by sarmulminnow » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:14 pm

So... you catchin any?
go fish
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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by RFA » Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:47 pm

Tojo n Tex wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm
Every worthless douchebag on the river now. Internet hot spotting. Wicked weed being consumed at all of these Lando Luau's of the world. Boat ramps full of boat trailers. Snot nosed part time fly shop guides (most are illegally guiding) giving attitude to those who didn't need their services. Flyfishing Guru's redesigning and renaming 100 year old fly patterns. Fly slingers aiming for septic bass (carp). Internet experts. Assholes behind the counter at flyshops who really don't want to be there. Poseurs dressed head to foot in Columbia and Simms.

I miss the good ole' days when flyfishermen were real men, not these social media d-bags of today doing their tough talk on the 'net or sticking your chest out to intimidate some yellowstone tourists and trying to claim a river all for yourselves. Your time is coming. You'll soon tire of this sport and go back to golf, whiffle ball or whatever worthless organized sport that you participated in the past

We want our Fly FIshing back and we're coming to get it. We don't want you, we don't need you - we'll talk you when we want you. But don't hold your breath
It's a shame people fly fished before you did.
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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by austrotard » Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:03 pm

no. mtice talks you.

ask anyone with a box of tissues.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by fishskibum » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:06 pm

as soon as i gets a spot on the poopfish septic bass masters tour
and win sumthin
im done
probably noodle
straightlinin will git ya
ya know i used to have a hellofa backgammon game
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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by yard4sale » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:09 pm

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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by -G- » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:16 pm

Tojo n Tex wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm
We want our Fly FIshing back and we're coming to get it. We don't want you, we don't need you - we'll talk you when we want you. But don't hold your breath
Don't we already have a river militia?
Maybe we haven't drank enough Busch- Nolan

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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by Redchaser » Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:37 am

Tojo n Tex wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm
Every worthless douchebag on the river now. Internet hot spotting. Wicked weed being consumed at all of these Lando Luau's of the world. Boat ramps full of boat trailers. Snot nosed part time fly shop guides (most are illegally guiding) giving attitude to those who didn't need their services. Flyfishing Guru's redesigning and renaming 100 year old fly patterns. Fly slingers aiming for septic bass (carp). Internet experts. Assholes behind the counter at flyshops who really don't want to be there. Poseurs dressed head to foot in Columbia and Simms.

I miss the good ole' days when flyfishermen were real men, not these social media d-bags of today doing their tough talk on the 'net or sticking your chest out to intimidate some yellowstone tourists and trying to claim a river all for yourselves. Your time is coming. You'll soon tire of this sport and go back to golf, whiffle ball or whatever worthless organized sport that you participated in the past

We want our Fly FIshing back and we're coming to get it. We don't want you, we don't need you - we'll talk you when we want you. But don't hold your breath
You should build a wall.
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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by Honyuk96 » Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:59 am

So tell me what do you think of buffs ?

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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by stillsteamin » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:04 am

Tojo n Tex wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm
Boat ramps full of boat trailers.
Sounds like you need to fish some diff rivers, brah. Or like, relax.
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Re: Has the sport of Fly Fishing been Punk'd?

Post by K_P » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:13 pm

Tojo n Tex wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm
I miss the good ole' days when flyfishermen were real men, not these social media d-bags of today doing their tough talk on the 'net
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I present to you "Exhibit A."

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