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By stillsteamin
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yard4sale wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:46 pm You know what I really like in a 3 man tent? TITS!

There are rules man....
To elaborate, female tits. Boobies, if you will.

Been spending some time in eastern WA lately, rivals the southern midwest for density of man tits per acre. U aint fittin three bubbas in a 3p unless ur stackin em. I take # of men, multiply it by two when estimating tent space necessary. When u factor in gear, sock smell, and open space required to disperse farts to nonlethal ppm, anything less is a safety hazard. And also gay.
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By yard4sale
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stillsteamin wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:26 pm
yard4sale wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:46 pm You know what I really like in a 3 man tent? TITS!

There are rules man....
To elaborate, female tits. Boobies, if you will.

Been spending some time in eastern WA lately, rivals the southern midwest for density of man tits per acre. U aint fittin three bubbas in a 3p unless ur stackin em. I take # of men, multiply it by two when estimating tent space necessary. When u factor in gear, sock smell, and open space required to disperse farts to nonlethal ppm, anything less is a safety hazard. And also gay.

So I used to hang out in the haight street area of SF when I got old enough to drive. I was there for the hippy stoner scene(good weed was hard to find in my town) but the area had an upcoming ghey scene as well.
I went there once with my girlfriend who had the kind of incredible rack that an 18 year old but who would later get fat can have. She wanted to buy some sexy lingerie so we went into a shop that was half sex toys, half sexy clothes. She picks out a couple see through tips and heads back to the changing booths. A few minutes later I head back to see the goods. One of the curtains was not closed all the way so I kind of glance at it expecting my ladies nice titties.

Instead I see a huge pair of tits, covered in chest hair! Then in a voice much deeper than mine I hear “I don’t know, I think I’m more of a D cup”

How that guy ever left home I’ll never know but I did end up breaking up with that HF a week later. Not her fault, the association was just too much.
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By stillsteamin
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yard4sale wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:42 pm I went there once with my girlfriend who had the kind of incredible rack that an 18 year old but who would later get fat can have.
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Three girls immediately came to mind when I read that. Unfortunately I was only lucky enough to take a ride with one, and I got it in right under the wire. Doors came off shortly after, then the wheels. One of my baseball teammates couldn't get his seatbelt off and was stuck in the passenger seat when the whole mess skidded to a stop 5 miles from my hometown. Just a rusted out frame in a front yard now, buncha kids climbing on it.
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By LTFI
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stillsteamin wrote: Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:26 pm open space required to disperse farts
Often overlooked aspect when tent shopping.

I'm in red's camp. My 4 man is basically a 1 man plus god and gear...and hot air dispersing space.
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By Da Ax
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As I stated earlier, depends on dude/chick size. I normally cut the marketing bullshit by half. If it says 2 man tent, that's 2 midgets or 1 normal sized man. Four man: 4-5 midgets or 2 normal sized people. This includes gear...
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By woolly bugger
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The best damn 3 man tent was the North Face VE-23

Of course they stopped making it :smile
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By 421sd
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My cheap-ass Coleman '4-man' is just right for me by myself on the rivers. It has served well for over 20 years. Occasionally I'll let my wife sleep/play with me in it. :Roll Eyes
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By West Chester
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I have the Eureka 3 man and it's pretty nice. Been through some storms, bad weather and drunken falls ..

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By McH
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West Chester wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:00 pm I have the Eureka 3 man and it's pretty nice. Been through some storms, bad weather and drunken falls ..

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including stripper pole for said midgets??
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