Bad new is, I have a party to go to, but may not be able due to the fact I am shooting espresso out of my ass. I was told by a beer store employee that the keg I was buying last week was "a really good local IPA!". I got it home and it seemed dark when I was pouring the first beer...turns out, it was coffee stout, not IPA. As I am not one to waste non-returnable beer, I have been trying to power through it, but after 2 pints, it feels like I am drinking melted chocolate with coffee mixed in....not to mention the butt squirts that follow.
Edit - Truth be told, the cover on the bunghole(yup) said "Percolator". After seeing what the beer was, it all started to make sense.