How to Speak Austrian

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How to Speak Austrian

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by LA Fly Guy » Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:33 am

It's starting to all make sense.
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by pxatim » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:24 am

Well fuck me dead... I thought all they listen to is Steely Dan

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:52 am

like any fucking man worth his salt took his sight off that inner thigh.

go fuck yourselves.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by 421sd » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:19 am

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:52 am
like any fucking man worth his salt took his sight off that inner thigh.
Fuck me dead. I'm a root rat.

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by Transylwader » Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:58 pm

Pinch your nose and yell "kill an abbo in thee arvo"
Fuck the penal colony. :gun
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:27 pm

7:28
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by Kfoxwyo » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:25 am

Perhaps something to re-consider... "a big sincere thank you to all of you who still participate, I'm still here, every single day"
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:40 am

bud guidry ftf quote. pay attention.

to be fair the similarities are rather uncanny.
and bar the fact I think your[sic] all cunts.
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by RFA » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:32 pm

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:52 am
like any fucking man worth his salt took his sight off that inner thigh.

go fuck yourselves.
Strewth, I found that lady very attractive, sexy, even.

Also - this is the most sense Shawn has made since 2012 - ish.
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:47 am

RFA wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:32 pm


Strewth, I found that lady very attractive, sexy, even.

according to the anthem she'll take you in and make you beakfarts as well.



conan looks like something you'd practice cpr on.
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by SOBF » Sat Apr 27, 2019 7:22 am

How do you say "You have the right to remain silent" in Austrian ? Asking for a friend.

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