How to Speak Austrian

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sat Apr 27, 2019 7:27 pm

they just hit you with a cosh, mate.
and you get the right to be blind as well.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sat Apr 27, 2019 10:43 pm

equal pay discussion in austria:

'... so I just think that pay should be equal for women.'
"but the work isn't equal..."
'yes. oh yes it is. the requirements are the same.'
"I'd bet at least 100 men in this country got punched in the face at work yesterday."
'and...?'
"...and not women."
'what? so you're saying that men deserve more because they run the risk of being punched in the face???'
"exactly."
'that's absurd.'
"not if I punch you in the face, it isn't."
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by fatman » Sat May 04, 2019 11:58 am

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:52 am
like any fucking man worth his salt took his sight off that inner thigh.

go fuck yourselves.
turned me right into a rootin' rat :smile
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Re: How to Speak Austrian

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed May 15, 2019 5:57 am

what us hard cunts call cross-country ballet.



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