Good luck buddy, just trying to stir the pot to get you more hashlikes. #hashlikes
Edit: The first time I took my family to the Keys, my Mom and her husband came along, he(being her spouse) lived in Florida for around 15 years earlier in his life, being a jew and all, as was/is the requirement. Upon crossing into Key Largo, I saw a "Conch Republic" flag or t-shirt or sticker. I said "KONK REPUBLIC, nice!" He quickly barked back "It's pronounced CONCH!" For the rest of the 3 day trip, I brought that into casual conversation. "You know, they tried to create their own territory, the Konk Republic". He would bite every single time.
How big is a konk shell?