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I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:06 pm
by Lando
I sure hope 2 + 2 still equals whatever you want.

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 8:18 am
by B.M. Barrelcooker
I'll bet 5 that he came home and poured a drink.

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 7:41 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
mr. mediocre, in the parking lot, with a flask.

A: 4.2(0)

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:00 pm
by Average Joe
No need for flasks or parking lots when you can fill a dozen or more of these with vodka and drink at your desk.

Just like old times.


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Two days down, and the cost of my flight to Alaska next year is now fully covered.

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:12 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
I think next year is quebec or however the fuck one pronounces it.

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:21 am
by Lando
I want to go to Manitoba.

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 12:37 pm
by Average Joe
On my first day back to work I put a piece of pipe in my backpack. It proved to be heavy and difficult to access, so today I brought my wading staff.

While crossing the street, with the light, in the crosswalk, wearing my neon safety vest, a Mercedes speeding in the opposite direction made a sharp left turn and passed no more than a foot in front of me.

I held out the wading staff as he did so and put a nice scratch along the entire length of his shiny new car.

Simple pleasures are often the best.

Re: I wonder how Joe’s first day back to work went...???

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:21 pm
by Bruiser
Average Joe wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 12:37 pm
On my first day back to work I put a piece of pipe in my backpack. It proved to be heavy and difficult to access, so today I brought my wading staff.

While crossing the street, with the light, in the crosswalk, wearing my neon safety vest, a Mercedes speeding in the opposite direction made a sharp left turn and passed no more than a foot in front of me.

I held out the wading staff as he did so and put a nice scratch along the entire length of his shiny new car.

Simple pleasures are often the best.
I should log in here more often.