- Mon May 20, 2019 7:55 pm
#693901
Hopefully this is a thread Mitch woke up to the next morning and thought, pounding headache and dry mouth, "Jesus, that was gay".
That being said, I need to offload this shit somewhere, so why not a thread about who "we" are.
My wife told me about being at a (fucking) Dunkin' Donuts the other day in line behind 3 guys. An old (fuck) got up and said to her "In my day, a man would step aside for a woman in line. If I didn't already order, I would give my spot in line to you". My wife told me the story, remarking how sweet the old man was.
What was the old guy's motive in saying this to her:
1. In seeing a female not weighing 350 pounds in line at Dunkin' Donuts, he felt the need to call out her perceived status in the line that probably was comprised of 2 obese county workers and an unemployed comic afficianado.
2. He saw a pair of big boobs and a shock of red mane, figured her for loose.
3. Obviously, he was not hip to the #metoo movement, in which, women understand that, by being judged equally in regards to men, privileges such as jackets over puddles, tipping of hats, door opening, and not getting punched in the face while being an asshole are now off limits for women.
Bonus: If a person would answer with item 3(paraphrased) out loud to his wife, what would the average amount of days be she would refuse to speak to him for?
That being said, I need to offload this shit somewhere, so why not a thread about who "we" are.
My wife told me about being at a (fucking) Dunkin' Donuts the other day in line behind 3 guys. An old (fuck) got up and said to her "In my day, a man would step aside for a woman in line. If I didn't already order, I would give my spot in line to you". My wife told me the story, remarking how sweet the old man was.
What was the old guy's motive in saying this to her:
1. In seeing a female not weighing 350 pounds in line at Dunkin' Donuts, he felt the need to call out her perceived status in the line that probably was comprised of 2 obese county workers and an unemployed comic afficianado.
2. He saw a pair of big boobs and a shock of red mane, figured her for loose.
3. Obviously, he was not hip to the #metoo movement, in which, women understand that, by being judged equally in regards to men, privileges such as jackets over puddles, tipping of hats, door opening, and not getting punched in the face while being an asshole are now off limits for women.
Bonus: If a person would answer with item 3(paraphrased) out loud to his wife, what would the average amount of days be she would refuse to speak to him for?
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