[mitch aka 2 fish]

I feel I have a life worth living more than anyone else... but hey, that's just me.

and I'm just gonna put it out there... I don't think this fella is a doctor.

[RFA]

Mitch, you definitely deserve some dickhead hall of fame trophy, for your longevity if nothing else. (IS there a Dickhead Hall of Fame? There should be. Who'd be in it? Now that's a great campfire-debate starter.)

Mitch would get the #2 spot. There just is no topping Tailing Permit, although the guy has a mouth the literal size of an aquarium goldfish.

Also, I think Mitch just types random words into a sentence generator app for 95% of his posts.

Maybe there should be a douchebag sublist to the dickhead one. Benji should get on that one, for flooding Instagram with the same 4 videos 3 times a day. Get a real job, hippy.#Boosted


Maybe I would make the list, but it is highly unlikely. I like to think of myself as the philanthropist of the Drake, donating knowledge and wit across the community.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

make josh great again.

[stillsteamin]

Get a real job, hippy.#Boosted

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Maybe I would make the list, but it is highly unlikely. I like to think of myself as the philanthropist of the Drake, donating knowledge and wit across the community.

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[blumpkin]

Mornin' fellas... (Where it is still mornin'...)

I haven't checked in here for... what? a year? Two years? Whatever, I know none of you fuckstains missed me anyway. But I had to share that I woke up to an email from Jeff, who posted here about his missing rod part: "Please delete my one and only post here... God, I was just looking for help with a problem. What a community..."

I shared with him in my own way that: A) This isn't a "community" it's a cell block. And B) This wouldn't be my first destination of choice if I was looking to solve a problem. If I was looking to GAIN a problem? Definitely. Come here for that.

Hope you all are doing shitty. Do any of you even read the magazine anymore? You DO know there's a magazine, right? I miss the golden days of this place, but I 'preciate you all keeping The Suck afloat. If nothing else, it gives all the podcasters a question to ask me that they never ask anyone else. Mitch, you definitely deserve some dickhead hall of fame trophy, for your longevity if nothing else. (IS there a Dickhead Hall of Fame? There should be. Who'd be in it? Now that's a great campfire-debate starter.)

FYI: We're actually launching a new Drake website here in the near future ("near future" at The Drake always being a relative term, of course), probably later this month. But never fear: This pisshole will remain the same worthless time-and-soul-sucking shitbox it's always been. This place is so old now that it'll probably become cool again, like, to hipsters or something, sorta like vinyl and record players.

Fuck off, all ya'll!!

Tom

Are you going to make it to the luau this year?

He bails every year. Hashtag big time.

And steamin’......I’ll punch you for that TFO comment.

DHHOF member here.
Tom do you need Clyde driven to Minneapolis by chance...?
I know a guy.

[Fishwater]

Last I heard Clyde was up on blocks way south of the Mason Dixon.

[B.M. Barrelcooker]

DHHOF member here.
Tom do you need Clyde driven to Minneapolis by chance...?
I know a guy.

Shotgun !!

[Lando]

DHHOF member here.
Tom do you need Clyde driven to Minneapolis by chance...?
I know a guy.

Shotgun !!

[fly-chucker]

DHHOF member here.
Tom do you need Clyde driven to Minneapolis by chance...?
I know a guy.

Shotgun !!

Clyde can stay at my house.
I hate one of my neighbors