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Being part of an internet community is about the same thing as walking into a fly shop and thinking you're part of a "elite fraternity" of fisherman... you aren't, you're just a slobbering moron failing you're way through life.
TLDR: nobody gives a shit about what you have to say (directed at pretty much all shitposters)
Being part of an internet community means fishing roughly 15 different solid guys on your skiff from 7 different states.
Being part of an internet community means having a friend row you and your 9 year old kid down the Colorado throwing streamers.
Being part of an internet community means meeting up with local friends on the mountain when a misplaced Lowsyanna family goes skiing.
Being part of an internet community means having people willing to share information when you plan a fishing trip away from your home waters.
Mitch, you definitely deserve some dickhead hall of fame trophy, for your longevity if nothing else. (IS there a Dickhead Hall of Fame? There should be. Who'd be in it? Now that's a great campfire-debate starter.)
Mitch would get the #2 spot. There just is no topping Tailing Permit, although the guy has a mouth the literal size of an aquarium goldfish.
Also, I think Mitch just types random words into a sentence generator app for 95% of his posts.
Maybe there should be a douchebag sublist to the dickhead one. Benji should get on that one, for flooding Instagram with the same 4 videos 3 times a day. Get a real job, hippy.#Boosted
Maybe I would make the list, but it is highly unlikely. I like to think of myself as the philanthropist of the Drake, donating knowledge and wit across the community.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"
Maybe I would make the list, but it is highly unlikely. I like to think of myself as the philanthropist of the Drake, donating knowledge and wit across the community.
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They all wanna be Hank Williams
They don't wanna have to die
I haven't checked in here for... what? a year? Two years? Whatever, I know none of you fuckstains missed me anyway. But I had to share that I woke up to an email from Jeff, who posted here about his missing rod part: "Please delete my one and only post here... God, I was just looking for help with a problem. What a community..."
I shared with him in my own way that: A) This isn't a "community" it's a cell block. And B) This wouldn't be my first destination of choice if I was looking to solve a problem. If I was looking to GAIN a problem? Definitely. Come here for that.
Hope you all are doing shitty. Do any of you even read the magazine anymore? You DO know there's a magazine, right? I miss the golden days of this place, but I 'preciate you all keeping The Suck afloat. If nothing else, it gives all the podcasters a question to ask me that they never ask anyone else. Mitch, you definitely deserve some dickhead hall of fame trophy, for your longevity if nothing else. (IS there a Dickhead Hall of Fame? There should be. Who'd be in it? Now that's a great campfire-debate starter.)
FYI: We're actually launching a new Drake website here in the near future ("near future" at The Drake always being a relative term, of course), probably later this month. But never fear: This pisshole will remain the same worthless time-and-soul-sucking shitbox it's always been. This place is so old now that it'll probably become cool again, like, to hipsters or something, sorta like vinyl and record players.
Fuck off, all ya'll!!
Tom
Are you going to make it to the luau this year?
He bails every year. Hashtag big time.
And steamin’......I’ll punch you for that TFO comment.
DHHOF member here.
Tom do you need Clyde driven to Minneapolis by chance...?
I know a guy.
"Dunno how this’ll go, I’ve been drinking since 2”
Travis.
