Mitch, you definitely deserve some dickhead hall of fame trophy, for your longevity if nothing else. (IS there a Dickhead Hall of Fame? There should be. Who'd be in it? Now that's a great campfire-debate starter.)
Mitch would get the #2 spot. There just is no topping Tailing Permit, although the guy has a mouth the literal size of an aquarium goldfish.
Also, I think Mitch just types random words into a sentence generator app for 95% of his posts.
Maybe there should be a douchebag sublist to the dickhead one. Benji should get on that one, for flooding Instagram with the same 4 videos 3 times a day. Get a real job, hippy.#Boosted
Maybe I would make the list, but it is highly unlikely. I like to think of myself as the philanthropist of the Drake, donating knowledge and wit across the community.