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By Carpcrusha
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I am gambling on my early efforts because you are no john good man in this conversation. I have the fuck you position because you have not shown that you are a Judy Blume, jk Rowling, or Lewis Carroll either. Next time you write something “decent” post it on this thread. I hope it has a narrative trajectory, some tension, and some conflict, but I doubt seriously it will. Fu because no one reads the redchaser blog. I will walk down this rabbit hole if you will, but here is my gauntlet at hog warts: take the blue pill. Show me that you can write better you effing dilettante in bayou Nike’s. I know some on here can, but you are not the one. Now, f u
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By flashback
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Sounds like shack nasties are getting to all, maybe we'll approach the old forum days.
There is different output between outdoor writer and outhouse writer.
The guys who come to rust belt are a great bunch, hoping that the current mess is over soon enough for an excuse to get together again.
Going from fall steelhead to winter bonefish to spring steelhead and trout then carp, just hope that social distancing means that as I wash my hands in a river releasing a fish I won't be approached by atavistic banjo players.
Actually, atavistic banjo players would be a great name for a musical group.
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By fishskibum
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dude keep pissing excellence all over yourself and this campfire in an attempt to return it to former glory
the fact that your two burning dumpter threads filled with way too fuckin many words marginal imagery and a weird im published and better than you but super needy vibe
has yet to contain a god nor mention of any tells me bout all I need to know about you and what matters
youre pretty much a Rob Story cept ya cant ski for fuck
I bet you tried the snowboard though
id add more but im workin on a good, in my mind, thread
youll know when you are too
it aint this one
thanks for the don't try to be somethin you aint lesson
maybe change outfits or start a thread that aint broke or a sad fuckin joke
keep the accent though it allows for better jokes
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By fly-chucker
#698557
No one reads Red's blog, rich coming from someone who's professional guide service Facebook page hasn't had an updated post in close to two fucking years and one positive review in the past four.
"Affordable (not great, good or adequate, just cheap) prep for the salt flats" :bullshit

I remember the good old days of teh suk when having such easy access to someones address and phone number would result in a lifetime subscription to every gay porn magazine out there and cold calls from every questionable business known to man. :stupid
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By Redchaser
#698559
fly-chucker wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:17 am No one reads Red's blog, rich coming from someone who's professional guide service Facebook page hasn't had an updated post in close to two fucking years and one positive review in the past four.
"Affordable (not great, good or adequate, just cheap) prep for the salt flats" :bullshit

I remember the good old days of teh suk when having such easy access to someones address and phone number would result in a lifetime subscription to every gay porn magazine out there and cold calls from every questionable business known to man. :stupid
To be fair, no one does read my web site any longer. I call it a web site, not a blog, because when I started it in around 2002 Blog wasn't a thing yet. I also built it using what was called "a program" not an app. I haven't updated it at all in 5 years when I made a photo dump, and when I did that I hadn't updated it in quite long time prior. It only exist any more for my own purposes, it's an easy access fishing log for me. I can run to something I wrote about a trip at a specific place during a specific time of year, look up tide conditions for the date and get a picture of what I may be in for, and to keep the domain name from being squatted on by anyone else.
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By Redchaser
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Carpcrusha wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:51 pm


I am gambling on my early efforts because you are no john good man in this conversation. I have the fuck you position because you have not shown that you are a Judy Blume, jk Rowling, or Lewis Carroll either. Next time you write something “decent” post it on this thread. I hope it has a narrative trajectory, some tension, and some conflict, but I doubt seriously it will. Fu because no one reads the redchaser blog. I will walk down this rabbit hole if you will, but here is my gauntlet at hog warts: take the blue pill. Show me that you can write better you effing dilettante in bayou Nike’s. I know some on here can, but you are not the one. Now, f u
You really should pay attention to the old saw "It's better t remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" My old web site was never an exercise in creative writing, it was about posting reports, tips and techniques, and of course no one reads it, I haven't updated it in over 5 years. I don't even read it except to reference old reports and use it as a fishing log. Hammer away at it all you like, it's not a soft spot for me.
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By Redchaser
#698561
fishskibum wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:32 am dude keep pissing excellence all over yourself and this campfire in an attempt to return it to former glory
the fact that your two burning dumpter threads filled with way too fuckin many words marginal imagery and a weird im published and better than you but super needy vibe
has yet to contain a god nor mention of any tells me bout all I need to know about you and what matters
youre pretty much a Rob Story cept ya cant ski for fuck
I bet you tried the snowboard though
id add more but im workin on a good, in my mind, thread
youll know when you are too
it aint this one
thanks for the don't try to be somethin you aint lesson
maybe change outfits or start a thread that aint broke or a sad fuckin joke
keep the accent though it allows for better jokes
SKi Bum,

You feeling ok? I understood every word of that. Seriously, keep the excellent reports of your adventures coming, even if much of the lingo escapes me, I love your photos and the sense of the place is there.
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By Bigguy
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Red, I think fish ski bum has now posted enough that we have finally learned the lingo, though I wind up with a headache from all the cyphering!
By Carpcrusha
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So I guess no one left on here has any good stories, just excuses for past blog excellence and mumbo jumbo hipster ramblings (fish ski bum). Sucks to be on the suk these days. I wish I had found you losers ten years ago though I would have just as easily curbstomped every one of you with a tale from north ala fishing for hatchery trout. The fact that you protest so much only reveals your weak ass game, and xenophobia towards all other internet lurkers. Pretty incestuous, really. If y’all didn’t defend each other who would? All I’m saying is post your best stories here. Show me who the boss gobbler really is. Right now all I hear is a bunch of thunder chickens. Post something worth a shit and put me in my place.
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By Redchaser
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You dumbfuck, we’ve paid our dues and posted our stories in spades. We owe you nothing Who the fuck do you think you are to stomp in and demand to be entertained?
By Carpcrusha
#698593
Redchaser, just think of all the stories and personalities you’ve suppressed with your fishier than thou attitude. Tell you what, which thread are you proud of and I’ll go look for it? Otherwise you are chickenshit.
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By CC Riebeeck
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What did you do to get published in the Drake?
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