Long time listener, first time poster...in a long time.
Mr Cuntscratcha (probably won’t stick, but I sure hope it does), when you say you are going to shut-up, please do.
You have let us down with your promises to be quiet even more than you have with your writing and lame fish drivel. You also disgrace the wonderful gamefish so many of us love and respect. You do not come anywhere close to deserving a handle tied to the capr. Much less one that disgraces it.
One who loves carp respects carp. You have disgraced it by association.
"Sweet Jesus... untold hundreds of linear miles of pristine trout water within pissing distance, and you cocksuckers went fishing for carp?
What's next? A Wang Chung show? Ajax