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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by burgerthumb » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:29 pm

Copied from Orvis' helio copy:n "Only our next-generation of exclusive thermoset thermosplastic resin technology combined with an all-new steeper taper can create a fly rod so light yet strong enough to battle big fish and to handle hard fishing."Thermoset fucking thermoplastic!
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by stripstrike » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:33 pm

Originally posted by 2Hi2Fish:n steeped in
"Steeped in", is like getting teabagged from a marketing perspective.Unparalleled. Kind of like saying, [/img] recommend this cadidate with no qualifications whatsoever."
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by Shane » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:07 pm

CompellingS
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by germanbrown » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:25 pm

resin technology
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by scotton » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:15 pm

Next-generation is funny. Everybody knows teenagers are dipshits.

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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by Plow » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:11 pm

Happyending
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by Salmotrutta » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 pm

Nano Technologyn Must have in your arsonal
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by flybug.pa. » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:44 pm

" unsurpassed penetration "
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by Rhyacophila » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:25 pm

Originally posted by flybug.pa.:n " unsurpassed penetration "
Something noone else will ever hear after a visit from the big green one.
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by Rhyacophila » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:27 pm

Originally posted by Letort Spring:n Nano Technologyn Must have in your arsonal
So long as its not written on your condom wrapper
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by Ricky Bobby » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:35 pm

Originally posted by burgerthumb:n Copied from Orvis' helio copy:n "Only our next-generation of exclusive thermoset thermosplastic resin technology combined with an all-new steeper taper can create a fly rod so light yet strong enough to battle big fish and to handle hard fishing."Thermoset fucking thermoplastic!
I like that one best....
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Re: fancy marketing terminology

Post by FlyShopDude » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:40 pm

experience the difference.......wait a minute that's the shop motto, shit!

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