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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by loeber74 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:46 am

"and asian food is four dogs."

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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by yard4sale » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:01 pm

Average Joe wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:56 pm
yard4sale wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:06 pm
Yellow Limes?
Yes. From the lime tree in the backyard.

They turn yellow like lemons when ripe, but taste like limes.
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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:19 pm

I haven't had much to do lately, so I've been re-reading the old Asian spam that slipped past Jed. Turns out some of those posts were actually recipes.

Mitch's friend (...) helped me to translate one of them , and so today I give you, "Koren fried meat, btices!"

Step #1. Get some meat. Apparently any kind of meat will do. That gives you lots of options if you live in, say, Kentucky. I went with chicken.

Step #2. Cut up the meat and marinate it with some grated garlic, ginger, salt, pepper, and rice wine.


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It seemed like it could use more liquid, so I went off-script and added some beer as well.

Put that in the fridge and let it do its thing.

The recipe called for a sauce made from ketchup, sugar, water, chopped garlic, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, berry jam, and some of this shit.


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Heat all of that in a pan until it thickens.


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Mix together some flour, cornstarch, baking powder, salt, white pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, curry powder, and sugar.

Throw a handful of that into a bowl with the meat and mix it up.


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Heat some oil to 375 and fry up the meat. Do this in small batches so it doesn't all stick together.


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After all of the meat has been cooked, bump up the heat until the oil reaches 400 and then put all of the meat back in the pan for a minute or so. This will make the outside very crisp.


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Add the fried meat to the pan with the sauce. Stir until the meat is thoroughly coated, and then sprinkle with sesame seeds.


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If you really want your kitchen smelling like a shithole country, serve with some curried rice.


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"So how was it?" you ask.

Well, it was good.

But given the number of inexpensive Asian restaurants in this area, it was no better (and actually more expensive to make) than what I could have ordered at the joint down the street.

It's unlikely I'll make it again, but if I do, I'll use fewer ingredients.


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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by ironman » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:51 pm

Dracula's chicken. Muy Limo.

That grower's site - I want potted fig, lemon, and lime trees. You growing trees from them?
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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by LTFI » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:23 pm

Think i'll grab some Thai for lunch.


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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:55 pm

ironman wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:51 pm
Dracula's chicken. Muy Limo.

That grower's site - I want potted fig, lemon, and lime trees. You growing trees from them?
Yes. One orange, two lemons, one lime. All in pots. All from that grower. All at least twenty years old.

Had a fig in the ground that I cut down. It was two stories high - too big to net - and only served to feed the rats and the starlings.

Potted citrus trees wouldn't survive the winter where you live, unless you have an orangery.

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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:22 pm

yet I get (triple) onion soup. and there was probably beer in it.
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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by ironman » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:50 am

Average Joe wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:55 pm
ironman wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:51 pm
Dracula's chicken. Muy Limo.

That grower's site - I want potted fig, lemon, and lime trees. You growing trees from them?
Yes. One orange, two lemons, one lime. All in pots. All from that grower. All at least twenty years old.

Had a fig in the ground that I cut down. It was two stories high - too big to net - and only served to feed the rats and the starlings.

Potted citrus trees wouldn't survive the winter where you live, unless you have an orangery.
If they are potted, could they no be brought inside?

Fresh figs are almost never available here. They are my favorite. Especially, wrapped in prosciutto with manchego and a chili-balsamic glaze.
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