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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by Transylwader » Wed May 22, 2019 1:11 pm

Benners, skin on or off?
Toomie, that is some suss lookin pork choppies.
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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by Average Joe » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:23 pm

As requested, here is the stolen recipe I use for chicken Thai pizza.

First, make your dough. You can also buy it already made. It’s up to you.
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Next, make the sauce. You’ll need peanut butter, hoisin sauce, honey, red wine vinegar, minced ginger, minced garlic, toasted sesame oil, soy sauce, Vietnamese chili sauce, oyster sauce, and some water. If your local store doesn’t carry this stuff, you can find it online. Lando will vouch for that.
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Here’s a link if you want specific measurements regarding the sauce.

https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/ca ... izza-62778

Add all the ingredients in a pan and bring to a boil.
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Next, cut up some chicken and give it a quick fifteen minute bath in some teriyaki sauce.
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Throw it in a hot pan and cook it up.
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Heat up your oven and then assemble the pizza.

After rolling out the dough, throw on some sauce.
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Follow that with some cheese…
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… and then some chicken, some sliced green onions, some shredded carrots, and some white bean sprouts.
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Top it all with some more cheese and some chopped peanuts.
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Never trust this lying whore.
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Use one of these instead.
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While it’s cooking, make your wife a peach martini.
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Almost done.
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Top it with some fresh chopped cilantro and serve.
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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:16 pm

I just want to put it out there that I got onion soup.
that's right. water and onion. lots of onion.

you know the recipes that they put on the sides of those big homestead soup cups?
ie. geet 17 white yonions and yer bucket o' water

that's what I got. none of this fancy pizza.

oh, and to be fair I might have got a cappuccino.
or two.
maybe some weed. no pizza. and definitely no fucking eggs.

cheers.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by Average Joe » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:34 pm

That's because you were sick.

You always show up sick, and sick people get soup.

And 'farclas 21.

I should have mixed your scotch with 7-UP the way Cornholio does.

When I was a child, I always got 7-UP when I was sick.

To this day I can't stand the stuff.

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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:47 pm

hmmm. I've not been sick since, hey.
and yet one cannot buy 7-up here???

vegemite, mates.
a cure for the crabs as well.
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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by Average Joe » Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:47 pm

I've given this some additional thought, and what it boils down to is that you really hate the French.

Along with the Dutch.

Especially their food.

In addition to the onion soup, I also served you a rib eye steak with Hollandaise sauce.

With a side of potatoes au gratin.

And it all ended up in the bin.

Now I know.

When it comes to food, all Mitch needs is cappuccinos, faux Caesar salads, chicken Thai pizza, and Freedom Fries.

Trust me. They are nothing like pomme frites.

And if fatman is buying, a pumpkin pie.

(taps nose)

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Re: Sage Z-Axis for sale

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:41 am

oh, dude...
now one can scrap white starches, most dairy and all sugar with the mtice.

he does not want to be difficult.
in fact, he demands very little nowadays. he mainly just longs for forethought and the use of galvanised components.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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