Jhnny, I got this.
Hey ptfox11. I am going to type using small words so you may understand. I am not sure if you have visited this site before, but there are some folks that live for ripping a n00b a new one. However, if said n00b were to make an intro post (see here for instructions: http://www.drakemag.com/phpBB3/messageboard/vi ... =1&t=14514
) it would help calm the masses.
Now Mr. Thndr was trying to be nice. Believe me, it was very classy of him to just call you a retard. In fact, he could have gone on and on about you signing up for a guide school. Oh, and then going on the internet bragging about how mommy and daddy are tired of paying your rent and shit (since you got kicked out of college after 8 years of trying) and feel that a part-time guide gig is more your speed.
Cutthroat Anglers Guide School? What the fuck? If you need a guide to catch a cutt, you are not only a retard, but blind, deaf, and bound to a wheel chair. If you sign up for a Cutthroat Guide School, you are three tokes away from a carrot.
Oh, and the internet tough guy position has been filled by Larry. You have to show up and kick his ass in the parking lot if you want to take away his title.
So I give you some free advice. Take a mulligan. Delete this account and start a new one. Come in through the front doors and act in accordance-don't come barging in through the back door, take a shit in my kitchen, then ask if there is any beer left.