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Post by SLSS » Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:36 pm

Dan, I'm ashamed at myself for how frequently I forget this thread. Awesome stuff.
CarelessEthiopian wrote: …., but shit is worse than balls.
My mother was a young bride and spent the weekend baking with her new mother in law. She reached into the oven for a cookie sheet and burned her hand, and let out a tiny, demure, "Shit!"

Without dropping a beat, my grandmother replied, Why would you have in your mouth something you wouldn't hold in your hand?

So I guess I see how balls could be worse than shit.

In my mother's defense, I realized years ago while having my ass handed to me in a ClassV, that Shit is for when you realize pain is coming your way, Fuck is for when it does. I think my mother held her tongue quite like the gentle lady she was and is.
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Post by austrotard » Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:24 am

I'll bet she said cunt when she gave birth to that big bonce of yours.




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Post by SLSS » Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:41 am

austrotard wrote:I'll bet she said cunt when she gave birth to that big bonce of yours.
My poor mum. 7 of us. I'm afraid it's a family trait- the whole bunch of us have heads like over-sized melons.
It's lime the battles between sperm whales and giant squid half a mile below the surface of the ocean. Only it happens in the palm I your hand.- thndr

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Post by SOBF » Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:09 pm

My poor mum. 7 of us. I'm afraid it's a family trait- the whole bunch of us have heads like over-sized melons.
Only 5 of us,but none of the hats that say "one size fits all" fits any of us !

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Post by Spicytuna » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:37 pm

My brothers and I were beasts when we were born, Big bro was 10.2, middle bro was 9.12, and I was 9.3

Needless to say all three were c section
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Post by SLSS » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:12 pm

Spicytuna wrote:My brothers and I were beasts when we were born, Big bro was 10.2, middle bro was 9.12, and I was 9.3

Needless to say all three were c section
Buncha shrimps. My sisters were bigger than you lot. And none were C. Me mum is a tough and hearty Irish lass.
It's lime the battles between sperm whales and giant squid half a mile below the surface of the ocean. Only it happens in the palm I your hand.- thndr

when I fall, I am still cold and wet, but much more stylishly dressed. as my hat disappears in the riffle- flybug.pa


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Post by CarelessEthiopian » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:43 am

I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
boy in long pants

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Post by SLSS » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:24 pm

CarelessEthiopian wrote:I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
Because they look special in tights.
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Post by yard4sale » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:02 am

CarelessEthiopian wrote:I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
Pants go over your boot tops.

Where do you put the sheep legs?
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Post by austrotard » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:25 am

CarelessEthiopian wrote:I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
because they're at home on their wives.

seriously, those birds piss all over matey's girly rugby team.
once were warriors is a fucking fairy tale.
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Post by davesnothere » Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:01 pm

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Gave the heat a rest and headed west.


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Much repsect to those of you who call these waters home, until next time.[/report]
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Post by Lurgee » Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:08 pm

davesnothere wrote:[report]Gave the heat a rest and headed west.[/report]
That sure doesn't look like the Pensacola I remember.

I like it when this thread gets bumped. Thanks. :cool
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