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By Mike Honcho
#491404
You you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
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By Spudnik
#491497
LuckyBastard wrote:If an oversized Simms shirt, and this shirt had a fight, who'd win (Prison Rules)?
You know why they ignore this question every time you ask it?

Because there are no fucking rules in prison. Now let's see a pic of your missus, ffs.
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By LuckyBastard
#491544
Spudnik wrote:
LuckyBastard wrote:If an oversized Simms shirt, and this shirt had a fight, who'd win (Prison Rules)?
You know why they ignore this question every time you ask it?

Because there are no fucking rules in prison. Now let's see a pic of your missus, ffs.

And that, mate, is why no-one sells anything, because they won't answer this important question.

I've got five bucks.
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By unskunkable
#491599
LuckyBastard wrote:If an oversized Simms shirt, and this shirt had a fight, who'd win (Prison Rules)?
I've had this discussion several times over hard likker.

Simms has the dirtbag guide thing but Orvis has the big guys. Conditioning being equal I'm going to bet on the big guy every time. Unless the little guy is a pikey bare knuckle boxing champion that makes him harder than a coffin nail. In which case I'm going with him.

:coffee
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By LuckyBastard
#491617
Simms is like an MMA fighter that has learnt his trade in 6 months and has watched too much UFC.
Orvis is the Old School, Old Timer-Boxer.

I'd say Orvis wins: Slips the Punch with Perfect Timing, Bop on the Jaw. Out.

See? Told you it's important.
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By Average Joe
#491662
LuckyBastard wrote:Simms is like an MMA fighter that has learnt his trade in 6 months and has watched too much UFC.
Orvis is the Old School, Old Timer-Boxer.

I'd say Orvis wins: Slips the Punch with Perfect Timing, Bop on the Jaw. Out.

See? Told you it's important.
Perhaps. But you stipulated "prison rules," in which case the three Nortenos the Simms shirt bribed with a spliff proceed to shank the Orvis shirt to death before the first punch is ever thrown. Simms for the win.
Last edited by Average Joe on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By blumpkin
#491760
I am interested in this shirt.
But I want it to be part of a "Heero Atlantic Salmon" collection
There has to be "Heero" signature line of pants, briefs, cell phone holsters...

Hardy should jump all over it.

Maybe a summer Heero "Buzzbait" collection as well.
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By Average Joe
#491771
blumpkin wrote:I am interested in this shirt.
But I want it to be part of a "Heero Atlantic Salmon" collection
There has to be "Heero" signature line of pants, briefs, cell phone holsters...

Hardy should jump all over it.

Maybe a summer Heero "Buzzbait" collection as well.
Based on the photo you might have to wait awhile on the pants and briefs.
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