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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by SLSS » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:42 pm

Hogleg wrote:
Lurgee wrote:Somewhere that doesn't quite make sense the "save the dace" banner and a piece fried chicken should be proudly displayed.
I envision it as sleeve patch. A chied fricken leg standing vertical with one of those ribbons lime breast cancer awareness or whatever around it with "Save the Dace" beneath it.

We have to sneak a lime in here somewhere too.
This really ought to be one of those enamel pins Mitch collects.
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by fatman » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:52 pm

Lurgee wrote:and a monocle.
great item for scale
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:54 pm

SLSS wrote:
This really ought to be one of those enamel pins Mitch collects.
cameos, mate. they're called a cameo.

here's another:

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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by jhnnythndr » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:07 am

Alright hey. Listen- for those who don't understand the yabba dabba doo zombie Elvis I've got- I present, by way of
Clarification, this video.


"Whenever I find myself growing green about the mouth; whenever it is a damp drizzly November in my soul; and especially whenever it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from methodically knocking peoples hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea."

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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by flybug.pa. » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:30 am

Hogleg wrote:
SLSS wrote:Just so ya'll know, I want all the input I can get.

Then I'm going to do what ever I want. :cool
That's fine Rick.

Just so long as what ever you want is what we want.

And what we want is, somewhere on the shirt, a picture of a monkey in a little cowboy suit (hat, chaps, vest, concho's, etc.) holding a blade (with blood dripping off of it) in one hand and five playing cards in the other.
aces of death please. and i am still down for 2
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:03 am

marching bears. all rainbow gay like.
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by flybug.pa. » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:38 am

no rainbow bears. i would not eat gummi bears if they were only rainbow. i would not give a shit if they were the originals from Germany either. fuck the bears.
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by Average Joe » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:50 pm

These are some potential starting points - building blocks if you will - more than anything else. Just thought I'd throw them out here.
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:51 pm

I cannot wait to get my hands on one of these shirts.
I reckon I'll be arrested for wearing a garment meant to cause chaos, panic and lemming-like suicides.

definitely a marching bear or at least a doo-dah man.

represent!
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by flybug.pa. » Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:47 am

oh my dog, first laugh at 446am.
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by austrotard » Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:08 am

any and all animals/fish should have mouth guards as well.
especially those I like to move it move it bastards.
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Re: Spam on a Smartphone?

Post by Lando » Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:41 pm

Please add some chicken fried steak as well.

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