austrotard wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:13 am
mitch: I need a favour, mate.
skully: what's that?
mitch: I want you to order three pizzas and one hundred wings and I'm going to pay for it.
skully: what do you want?
mitch: I want a pepperoni pizza.
skully: okay. but one thing you must know... there's no pig in my house.
mitch: if you say so, mate. I didn't see one...
skully: no, mate. we don't eat pork. no pig in the house.
mitch: I don't understand.
skully: there's pig in pepperoni...
skully: I won't eat it.
mitch: we'll start again. I want a pepperoni pizza and one hundred wings. what do you want?
skully: what do you mean?
mitch: order yourself a pizza. fuck those guys. looking at them they'll probably order a pigmeat feastfest so you order whatever your heart desires... my treat, mate.
skully: I'll just have cheese.
mitch: adventurous. we'll see if we can keep you out of baskin robbins, hey.
The last time you visited, I made you pepperoni pizza, wings, and onion soup, based more or less on what I read in this post.
I can't explain the onion soup, but I do occasionally have trouble understanding you.
You ate none of it that night, and chose instead to smoke your dinner.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.