Anyone want to buy a raft?

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Re: Anyone want to buy a raft?

Post by austrotard » Tue May 29, 2018 4:54 am

makes perfect sense.

I reckon it's easily a half oz of teeth.
I also reckon he hit them with a hammer afterwards to justify the 4k.
"oh, they come out in bits" he said.
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Re: Anyone want to buy a raft?

Post by chadroc » Tue May 29, 2018 7:15 am

yeah, for sure. and theres cum in your hair and your dick is hanging out. you could, you possibly could, construct a necklace made of teeth and earlobes culled off a future skull. i hear that the lobes, they tend to cure up nice and shriveled and brownish. folks walk by, hey what the fuck's that necklace? oh shit. com'on kids, other side the street. quick.
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Re: Anyone want to buy a raft?

Post by fatman » Tue May 29, 2018 12:55 pm

first the Ko-reans, now the Rooskies

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Re: Anyone want to buy a raft?

Post by RockyMtHigh » Tue May 29, 2018 4:02 pm

fatman wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 12:55 pm
first the Ko-reans, now the Rooskies

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YES
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