Your description of your work related injury was actually the highlight of this contest for me at least.
I am at work right now, but all I am thinking about is jumping in the blumpyota and driving to CO to party with
the summer of stoners bake crew. My lack of attentiveness at my relatively high risk job could result in a horribly disfiguring accident to either myself or one of my coworkers at any moment. I will do my best to document the resulting carnage to the best of my ability with pics and post it here in report form possibly with a theme related song like "pick up the broken pieces" by the Uber metal band Prong...