Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by Big Wood » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:36 pm

Hmmm-I would bite that!

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Post by P-A » Fri May 21, 2010 3:03 pm

How the fuck could i miss this one.
Thats some serious meat for some serious fush.
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by NeedmoreDEET » Fri May 21, 2010 4:05 pm

Hey Squiggly how are ya? Hang in there man.
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by Meatwad » Sat May 22, 2010 12:06 pm

Dude, that is awesome. I need one. I'll send you three dollars.

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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by Archer » Sun May 23, 2010 7:10 pm

Sick Bug Squig! Ferocious!

WTF is that that trimmy thing ya got there?
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by SLSS » Sun May 23, 2010 7:37 pm

Archer wrote:WTF is that that trimmy thing ya got there?
Hey Archie- don't mean to step in on Squig, but it's a double edge razor blade, squeezed on the ends into an arc.
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by Archer » Sun May 23, 2010 7:52 pm

Ahhhh....great stuff. Thanks bro.
I been trying to trim those with the scissors and it's a pain in the cock.
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by Adams » Sun May 23, 2010 8:05 pm

But snap those straight razors in half lengthwise - -less blood letting that way. . .
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by SLSS » Sun May 23, 2010 8:18 pm

And steam the hair first.
It's lime the battles between sperm whales and giant squid half a mile below the surface of the ocean. Only it happens in the palm I your hand.- thndr

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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by D-nymph » Mon May 24, 2010 8:33 am

SLSS wrote:And steam the hair first.

Wait, what? This seems like a top secret deer hair trick? What do you steam with? What's it do to the hair to allow better trimming? Interesting.
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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by Outside Bend » Mon May 24, 2010 8:48 am

D-nymph wrote:
SLSS wrote:And steam the hair first.

Wait, what? This seems like a top secret deer hair trick? What do you steam with? What's it do to the hair to allow better trimming? Interesting.

I'm not sure of the physics of it, but it seems to cause the hair to swell, and the body of the bug/head/whatever to become more dense. I just hold the spun body part to the spout of a teapot for a couple seconds with hemostats, it works.

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Re: Chubby Sex Chicken SbS

Post by SLSS » Mon May 24, 2010 9:22 am

Outside Bend wrote:
D-nymph wrote:
SLSS wrote:And steam the hair first.

Wait, what? This seems like a top secret deer hair trick? What do you steam with? What's it do to the hair to allow better trimming? Interesting.

I'm not sure of the physics of it, but it seems to cause the hair to swell, and the body of the bug/head/whatever to become more dense. I just hold the spun body part to the spout of a teapot for a couple seconds with hemostats, it works.
OB's right. Ad water to something absorbent and it expands. When I get around to spinning deerhair I get all the bugs tied/spun and put them in a wire strainer before trimming. Hold them over a tea pot steam for a few seconds, bounce/mix them in the strainer, few more seconds of steam. Then let them cool and dry before trimming. If you trim right away the hair will be soft and hard to trim. Let them dry out and they hold shape and trim much nicer.

If your bugs/muddlers get mashed to shit, clean them up and steam them and they'll look near new. Same with most any fly, especially dries with good hackle.
It's lime the battles between sperm whales and giant squid half a mile below the surface of the ocean. Only it happens in the palm I your hand.- thndr

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