fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

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Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Post by wovenstonefly » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:20 pm

He doesn't even use Wheatley clips... foam is ghey. :wink

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Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:40 am

I'll bet that guy will make me one with a chicken on it.

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Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Post by Average Joe » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:34 pm

austrotard wrote:
Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:38 am
doppelganger jose, hey.
Only younger, and more talented.

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Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:08 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:
Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:40 am
I'll bet that guy will make me one with a chicken on it.
I'm happy to make you one with some chicken in it.
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Post by austrotard » Fri May 12, 2017 5:12 am

'what the fuck are you doing?' he asked, rounding the corner into my garden.
"well I finished the carvings, sanded it down to a 1200 grit finish and I've just put the first coat of polyurethane on.." I said before adding "what do you reckon... it's coming along nicely, huh?"

he looked at me and then at the threatening sky directly overhead.
and when I looked up he nicked my lighter and sparked himself a black cat no9.
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'look' the cc said, as it started to spittle on my fine work 'I asked you what the fuck you were doing, not tell me a story with no fucking ending.'
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Post by austrotard » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:02 am

"so I'm finally finished" I said, with a big shit-eating grin on my face.
he looked at it from every angle.
and for what seemed an uncomfortable amount of time.

'you should do more of that' he said, rather stern faced.
"what..." I asked "more carvings?"

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'no. eating shit.' he said, flicking his fag end into my prized rose garden.
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Post by austrotard » Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:23 pm

"so look what I've done here..." I said "I took some pins from a picture framing packet and I..."
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'oh will you just shut the fuck up.' he spat.
and it was then I decided to take up smoking.
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Post by austrotard » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:07 am

latest timber from tas and new to my chisels... fiddleback blackwood.
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Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Post by NeedmoreDEET » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:41 am

Work of real art!
I like that quote....now have someone hold your head under water until you post a proper intro....or until you stop struggling. - RFA

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