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Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:20 pm
by wovenstonefly
He doesn't even use Wheatley clips... foam is ghey. :wink

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:40 am
by Heero[CntRmbrPwd]
I'll bet that guy will make me one with a chicken on it.

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:34 pm
by Average Joe
austrotard wrote:
Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:38 am
doppelganger jose, hey.
Only younger, and more talented.

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:08 pm
by austrotard
Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:
Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:40 am
I'll bet that guy will make me one with a chicken on it.
I'm happy to make you one with some chicken in it.

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 5:12 am
by austrotard
'what the fuck are you doing?' he asked, rounding the corner into my garden.
"well I finished the carvings, sanded it down to a 1200 grit finish and I've just put the first coat of polyurethane on.." I said before adding "what do you reckon... it's coming along nicely, huh?"

he looked at me and then at the threatening sky directly overhead.
and when I looked up he nicked my lighter and sparked himself a black cat no9.
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'look' the cc said, as it started to spittle on my fine work 'I asked you what the fuck you were doing, not tell me a story with no fucking ending.'

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:02 am
by austrotard
"so I'm finally finished" I said, with a big shit-eating grin on my face.
he looked at it from every angle.
and for what seemed an uncomfortable amount of time.

'you should do more of that' he said, rather stern faced.
"what..." I asked "more carvings?"

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'no. eating shit.' he said, flicking his fag end into my prized rose garden.

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:23 pm
by austrotard
"so look what I've done here..." I said "I took some pins from a picture framing packet and I..."
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'oh will you just shut the fuck up.' he spat.
and it was then I decided to take up smoking.

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:07 am
by austrotard
latest timber from tas and new to my chisels... fiddleback blackwood.
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Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:41 am
by NeedmoreDEET
Work of real art!

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:04 am
by austrotard
only the cleverest of youse will spot the objet superflu.
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hard as the cc tassie oak.

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:41 pm
by pbrstreetgang
I don't care about objetstupyfus - The pectoral fins on your salmon look like stoger nubs

Re: fly box building tr- devil makes work for idle hands

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:22 am
by austrotard
the cc's apprentice, I see.