Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

kind of self-explanatory, right? We seem to have some impressive thread-wrappers that lurk around this board. let's try to keep your "first booger" posts at a minimum.
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Post by flybug.pa. » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:42 pm

this is the shit that asstrotard had mentioned in a post some time ago. nice collection there.
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Post by austrotard » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:29 pm

1. tell them you'd like to take some photos after hours. it's all about logistics, mate.
2. break in afterwards and steal fucking everything. (don't miss the last bus, mind)
3. sell it immediately through various sources, ebay seems pretty underground for such activities.
4. get busted sometime later, claim ian fleming as your accomplice.
5. in your defence claim asperger's syndrome and a unequivocal urge for a new fiddle. one new fiddle<= 100 rare bird skins.
6. get your dad to email mitch to tell him to stop bullying you through comments on a fly fishing forum as it's detrimental to your mummy's well being.
7. and then get your brother tarquin to shadow mitch around various sites.
trust me, mitch likes this sort of attention. he's very lonely and has no mates.



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Post by CharlieJenkem » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:48 pm

austrotard wrote:don't miss the last bus, mind
I laughed :cheer
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Post by Surly » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:52 am

Where? Local?
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Post by CharlieJenkem » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:03 am

Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly. I wouldn't make a special trip for the birds ( these pix are basically everything that's on display).
But I'd love to see what they've got sitting in boxes in the basement
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Post by Surly » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:45 am

CharlieJenkem wrote:Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly. I wouldn't make a special trip for the birds ( these pix are basically everything that's on display).
But I'd love to see what they've got sitting in boxes in the basement
Cool! Didn't know they had a museum.

Went to Smithsonian's storage facility a couple years back for work (looking at pickled fish from the 1800s). Wrangled a quick tour through the birds. >500,000 of 'em. Un-fricken-real!
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Post by austrotard » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:11 am

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Post by Honyuk96 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:09 pm

I read this book head to toe today. It provided many chuckles

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Post by austrotard » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:48 pm

what birds?

not me. I've been busy doing this.


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