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Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:52 am
by CharlieJenkem
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Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:42 pm
by flybug.pa.
this is the shit that asstrotard had mentioned in a post some time ago. nice collection there.

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:29 pm
by austrotard
1. tell them you'd like to take some photos after hours. it's all about logistics, mate.
2. break in afterwards and steal fucking everything. (don't miss the last bus, mind)
3. sell it immediately through various sources, ebay seems pretty underground for such activities.
4. get busted sometime later, claim ian fleming as your accomplice.
5. in your defence claim asperger's syndrome and a unequivocal urge for a new fiddle. one new fiddle<= 100 rare bird skins.
6. get your dad to email mitch to tell him to stop bullying you through comments on a fly fishing forum as it's detrimental to your mummy's well being.
7. and then get your brother tarquin to shadow mitch around various sites.
trust me, mitch likes this sort of attention. he's very lonely and has no mates.



"when I'm not stacking shit in neat little piles I like to nick shit, what."


-edwin 'fuck your museum, limey' rist

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:48 pm
by CharlieJenkem
austrotard wrote:don't miss the last bus, mind
I laughed :cheer

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:52 am
by Surly
Where? Local?

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:03 am
by CharlieJenkem
Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly. I wouldn't make a special trip for the birds ( these pix are basically everything that's on display).
But I'd love to see what they've got sitting in boxes in the basement

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:45 am
by Surly
CharlieJenkem wrote:Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly. I wouldn't make a special trip for the birds ( these pix are basically everything that's on display).
But I'd love to see what they've got sitting in boxes in the basement
Cool! Didn't know they had a museum.

Went to Smithsonian's storage facility a couple years back for work (looking at pickled fish from the 1800s). Wrangled a quick tour through the birds. >500,000 of 'em. Un-fricken-real!

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:11 am
by austrotard

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:09 pm
by Honyuk96
I read this book head to toe today. It provided many chuckles

Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:58 am
by CharlieJenkem
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Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:40 pm
by austrotard
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Re: Paging: Secret Agent Edwin Rist

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:48 pm
by austrotard
what birds?

not me. I've been busy doing this.