The great Cellire Crisis of '15

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The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:08 am

Its turns out Cellire contains hazardous materials and can no longer be shipped to the US without heavy shipping fees; therefore, no one in the US is carrying the stuff any longer.

This is a crisis of the worst sort. All my Cellire has thickened being use, probably on account of not tying any flies of late.

In typical white person fashion, I am trying to raise awareness of this crisis. Im not going solve the issue, or course, I just want to raise awareness. I might go so far as starting an online petition. Either way, Ill feel good about myself for telling people about this issue while I sit back and hope someone else takes care of it. I might even make a documentary about it, Im not sure yet...

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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:07 pm

Sally Hansons?

Sir, I am not an animal. I bid you good day, I said GOOD DAY!

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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by brownsville » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:59 pm

how much do you need?

I'll put tea tree oil on the label

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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by Surly » Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:01 pm

Canada?
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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by SOBF » Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:22 pm

Just buy some Stone River outfitters head cement and let it thicken up a bit ......bam nice glossy heads

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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by MTgrayling » Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:00 pm

My condolences.

I feel your pain.
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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by Hogleg » Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:49 pm

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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by austrotard » Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:52 pm

send me your address, dickhead.











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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by flybug.pa. » Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:13 am

nail polish . with glitter stuff.
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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by foureyedgeek » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:18 am

Image

I've got tons of this stuff just down the block at our grocer. Let me know if you want to do a group-buy. I think its BOGO this week.
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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by yard4sale » Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:02 am

Have you tried varnish?
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Re: The great Cellire Crisis of '15

Post by Woolybug25 » Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:08 am

You don't need a glossy finish on muddlers.

Tie your god-nabbed muddlers!
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