Monthly fly $hit show

kind of self-explanatory, right? We seem to have some impressive thread-wrappers that lurk around this board. let's try to keep your "first booger" posts at a minimum.
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Monthly fly $hit show

Post by yard4sale » Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:44 am

Winner gets to set the rules and pass the torch. Live with it.

The gauntlet has been thrown down:
austrotard wrote:
ChaseChrome wrote:[report]you've more chance of finding closure with mmayes than watch me finish anything.[/report]
here's a colour mix to poop your pants:

royal purple (primary)
gold (secondary)

purple
lime green
kingfisher blue
red

if you can picture those together you can envision a beautiful piece of fly tying jewellery.
and also the small indonesian purse I have in my hand here.

genios, hey.

I haven't had an original idea since 1979.
or, if you like, around the time of that little mountbatten misunderstanding.
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by yard4sale » Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:45 am

My first fail, but I'm gonna fish the shit out of it in hopes...
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You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by yard4sale » Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:41 am

Second effort is better:
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I'll be honest, blue and teal is painful. Seahawks and all....

Lets see somebody do better. 'Tard, ball is in yore court....
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by MTgrayling » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:38 am

Is that a fancy spoon designed to hold a spoon? Classy.
Ryan found his way out; your escape awaits...

Let there be HIGH water!

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by Randall Dee » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:33 am

MTgrayling wrote:Is that a fancy spoon designed to hold a spoon? Classy.
He told me he rolls all his flies in bacon grease before he fishes them. Says he gets vicious takes that way. If you look close you can see it on the spoon.

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:36 am

Need pic of said Indonesian purse...

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by MTgrayling » Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:33 pm

Off topic, but Randall would make a great babysitter Yard. Reminds me of a wood shop teacher i once had. A wood shop teacher that paddled me in HS as a matter of fact. Thinking back, he may have had deeper issues than unwarranted corporal punishment...

I mean, every baby should learn to smoke proper like.





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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by Randall Dee » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:52 pm

Speaking of baby sitters, I heard you were baby sitting this week.

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by austrotard » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:03 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:Need pic of said Indonesian purse...
two things I don't joke about... money and indonesian purses.

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:09 pm

That'll do just fine..now I can start...
and finish...
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...sometime...

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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by austrotard » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:12 pm

let us race!
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Re: Monthly fly $hit show

Post by fallen513 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:01 pm

Keep your tweeds in there and they'll never be lost.
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