Lousy Fly Swap

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Re: Lousy Fly Swap#558278

By Adams - Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:37 pm

- Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:37 pm #558278

You go to the zoo and expect to see some monkey whacking off in the corner and throwing shit at the visitors. But Salmo dropping by? Some things are tough to predict. . .

If you need a reason to drink, you have a problem. . .

"I just think it's funny that the one constant in this place over the past five years is that it was a cool place right up until the next person joined." nemo

When life gives you limes, it's Gods way of telling you that you're an idiot. spudnik

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#558282

By austrotard - Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:45 pm

- Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:45 pm #558282

aye... but easy to ignore...

[/taps nose]

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#558419

By Hogleg - Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:54 pm

- Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:54 pm #558419

[/vigorously clears throat]

"girls with eating disorders will usually let you come in there in butt." -Jhnnythndr
"...my grandmother’s Tang always tasted like rusty water and dirty socks." - Average Joe
"with some limited exceptions steelhead live where the lady selection is sparce." - MTG

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#558918

By Mr. Don - Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:22 pm

- Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:22 pm #558918

alanthealan sucks dick.

"I'm a wed-hot sportsman after wild game." E. Fudd

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#560446

By Adams - Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:41 am

- Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:41 am #560446

Bump for Mr. Don's blood pressure. . .

If you need a reason to drink, you have a problem. . .

"I just think it's funny that the one constant in this place over the past five years is that it was a cool place right up until the next person joined." nemo

When life gives you limes, it's Gods way of telling you that you're an idiot. spudnik

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#560558

By Mr. Don - Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:57 pm

- Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:57 pm #560558

I hate when you bump this fucking thread.

Alanthefuckingalan can lap my fucking balls. I forgive the idiot for being a fuckup the 1st time around BUT the asshole had to come back and get my hopes up and still not fucking deliver. Well fuck him right in his goddamned pie hole. Fucker.

I can't and won't join another fucking swap on the suck until alanthefuckingalan (that dirt bag asshole cum stained dick smoking bastard) does the right thing and sends me my fucking flies.

Now I need to smoke a fat fucking joint and calm the fuck down. Please please please quit bumping this fucking thread. Please?

"I'm a wed-hot sportsman after wild game." E. Fudd

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#560590

By Adams - Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:36 pm

- Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:36 pm #560590

Ask, and ye shall receive (from me- not alanthecompletefuckingdouchebagalan).

May this thread RIP, along with alanthealan's rotting bloated carcass. . .

If you need a reason to drink, you have a problem. . .

"I just think it's funny that the one constant in this place over the past five years is that it was a cool place right up until the next person joined." nemo

When life gives you limes, it's Gods way of telling you that you're an idiot. spudnik

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#567880

By Pancho Rancho - Sun May 11, 2014 7:16 am

- Sun May 11, 2014 7:16 am #567880

Bump

Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish

Oh, and nice fishes. Randall Dee

Re: Lousy Fly Swap#567886

By Aguirre - Sun May 11, 2014 8:05 am

- Sun May 11, 2014 8:05 am #567886

This is an awesome read, thanks.
Sorry Don but it is.
Bump worthy for years to come.

"I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese Python and the mind of a fuckin scientist."
-Kenny Fuckin Powers