kind of self-explanatory, right? We seem to have some impressive thread-wrappers that lurk around this board. let's try to keep your "first booger" posts at a minimum.
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By Adams
You go to the zoo and expect to see some monkey whacking off in the corner and throwing shit at the visitors. But Salmo dropping by? Some things are tough to predict. . .
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By Hogleg
[/vigorously clears throat]
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By Adams
Bump for Mr. Don's blood pressure. . .
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By Mr. Don
I hate when you bump this fucking thread.

Alanthefuckingalan can lap my fucking balls. I forgive the idiot for being a fuckup the 1st time around BUT the asshole had to come back and get my hopes up and still not fucking deliver. Well fuck him right in his goddamned pie hole. Fucker.

I can't and won't join another fucking swap on the suck until alanthefuckingalan (that dirt bag asshole cum stained dick smoking bastard) does the right thing and sends me my fucking flies.

Now I need to smoke a fat fucking joint and calm the fuck down. Please please please quit bumping this fucking thread. Please? :wink
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By Adams
Ask, and ye shall receive (from me- not alanthecompletefuckingdouchebagalan).

May this thread RIP, along with alanthealan's rotting bloated carcass. . .
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By Aguirre
This is an awesome read, thanks.
Sorry Don but it is.
Bump worthy for years to come.
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