A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:36 pm

yard4sale wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:12 pm
pbrstreetgang wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:48 pm
austrotard wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:16 pm
don't confuse him with peebs.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:29 pm

Back on track, good Danzig story.

‘HERE I AM MOTHERFUCKER, JUST CLEANING UP MY FUCKING BRICKS BITCH!'”
Danzig is just Cleaning up his Mother Fucking Bricks

Justin: dude
Danzig lives next door to me in l.a.
down the street
and he is the worst neighbor ever
dude, i have danzig stories
me: NO SHIT!
Justin: like, one awesome one
yes
dude
i can’t believe you said danzig
me:you realize this may be our#1 topic at work?
justin: dude
so, ok, here’s the danzig story
me: we always say, “What do you think Danzig is doing right now?”
justin: danzig lives in this SHIT HOLE house near me in los feliz
about a hundred yards down the street
his house is super run down
except he’s got this crazy jaguar in the backyard
anyway
me: its a place of eeeeevil
justin: so he has this huge pile of bricks in his front yard
and the house looks like an evil pixar house
so anyway, his neighbor was like, “dude, danzig your bringing property values down with these bricks in your yard.”
and danzig was pissed
so anyway, back and forth with his neighbor and danzig
and finally one day
i see danzig outside
in his front yard
and he’s hurling bricks into this drumpster and he’s screaming, “HERE I AM MOTHERFUCKER, JUST CLEANING UP MY FUCKING BRICKS BITCH!”
Just super loud
to no one in particular
for two hours
it was amazing
like, i couldn’t even think about other things
because it was so amazing
me: oh my god
this is amazing
justin: dude
it blew my mind
because it was danzig as just a really poor homeowner
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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Re: A Confession

Post by yard4sale » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:56 pm

Why is everything you post getting us "Back on Track"?
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:50 pm

hahaha - Danzig + LA is old news.

I saw him near my friend's bike shop in LA once. He looks like an old woman with really bad plastic surgery. Nothing like when I saw Samhain - because he covered himself in fake blood and green jell-o.

Google "danzig catlitter"


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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:51 pm

As far as dipshit moments go, I fucked up the dimmer switch in our new house by being impatient and a Baby Huey. I kept hitting it with my palm until it only worked when you depressed it with quite a bit of force as you turned it. This wasn't just because I didn't know how to operate it, but because my Mom gave me an antique brass switchplate with an eagle clutching arrows and shit. I didn't realize there were multiple inserts that went into the dial,the rest is explained above.

3 months went by, and everyone learned how to smack the light switch on and off. Fuck that, I went to the hardware store and bought a new switch assembly, being the(for real) apprentice level electrician, I went to work. That means I can wire up outlets and maybe a ceiling fan, and maybe pull Romex through black widow infested rafters, making sure I leave 6 feet outside of the fuse box for the real electrician.

So, I proceeded to teach my son how to wire up this dimmer, but it wasn't working, and he walked off. In a fit of frustration, breaker on, I took off the wire nuts and rerouted the connections, and touched the hot to my wrist as I did so. The circuit tester in my pocket started beeping like crazy as I got hit with 120V.

Light works now.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:14 pm

yard4sale wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:56 pm
Why is everything you post getting us "Back on Track"?
Because you think there is a track.


Back on track!
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Re: A Confession

Post by yard4sale » Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:28 pm

RFA wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:51 pm
As far as dipshit moments go, I fucked up the dimmer switch in our new house by being impatient and a Baby Huey. I kept hitting it with my palm until it only worked when you depressed it with quite a bit of force as you turned it. This wasn't just because I didn't know how to operate it, but because my Mom gave me an antique brass switchplate with an eagle clutching arrows and shit. I didn't realize there were multiple inserts that went into the dial,the rest is explained above.

3 months went by, and everyone learned how to smack the light switch on and off. Fuck that, I went to the hardware store and bought a new switch assembly, being the(for real) apprentice level electrician, I went to work. That means I can wire up outlets and maybe a ceiling fan, and maybe pull Romex through black widow infested rafters, making sure I leave 6 feet outside of the fuse box for the real electrician.

So, I proceeded to teach my son how to wire up this dimmer, but it wasn't working, and he walked off. In a fit of frustration, breaker on, I took off the wire nuts and rerouted the connections, and touched the hot to my wrist as I did so. The circuit tester in my pocket started beeping like crazy as I got hit with 120V.

Light works now.
Honest to dog I just did the same project this morning. Minus the self electrocution. I did manage to put off this 15 minute project for nearly 2 years though, so that's nice.

Off the rails we go.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:22 am

sparkies are gay.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:17 pm

austrotard wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:22 am
sparkies are gay.
you are poor, queef


nothing but a poor pussyfart
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:14 am

and plumbers are so gay we don't have a cute nickname for them.
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Re: A Confession

Post by BigTimber » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:14 am

austrotard wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:14 am
and plumbers are so gay we don't have a cute nickname for them.
you could call them "rooters", but that's an entirely different thing in ozzy.

relates: makes me laugh everytime we watch a Big Sky conference game on the "Root Sports Network" on the Altitude channel (a Rocky Mountain network), they have this thing where they ask their viewers to send in pictures of "where they root" for there teams. I've always wanted to send in a picture of my bed.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:16 am

$5.
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