A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Wed May 09, 2018 9:34 pm

confession: got winded off today.

relates: seriously. at home due to wind.

elates: not my own thankfully.

lates: carving perhaps. in the wind.

sate: and high as a monkey.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Thu May 10, 2018 8:59 am

Coming to the realization that every woman in my life from birth on has been an anchor around my neck.

Now we have to put them at the forefront of every activity they feign interest in. Because we all have skeletons in our closets, and don't want to get in trouble, like children.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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Re: A Confession

Post by Spudnik » Wed May 16, 2018 9:58 pm

RFA wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 8:59 am
Coming to the realization that every woman in my life from birth on has been an anchor around my neck.

Now we have to put them at the forefront of every activity they feign interest in. Because we all have skeletons in our closets, and don't want to get in trouble, like children.
Anchor rope* retrad.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sat May 19, 2018 3:29 am

confession: I'm having a royal weeding party tonight.

relates: I think it kicks off before the fa cup. fuck knows.

elates: united and chelsea.

lates: fuck chelsea.

sate: and fuck the royal wedding.

sat: in the park, smoking the weeding and getting royally fucked. I may not actually make the cup.
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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Sat May 19, 2018 10:08 pm

So nothing worked out for you then.

Fuck Manchester United.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun May 20, 2018 9:18 pm

horseshit. we got a colonial sister in the royal fam damn.

merka royalty.
one should try it.
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