Cut my nuts please

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FormerlyChaseChrome
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:38 pm

[report]You mean...
porcelain?
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by fallen513 » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:49 pm

For fucks' sake CC< take it down. That's like waking up to Bill Cosby in a velvet robe, panting over top of you.
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by bullship » Sun Nov 30, 2014 4:22 pm

I missed out on all talk of balls. There's a zero percent chance I'm ever shaving my nutsack again. She's either gonna fuck you or not...by the time she see's your balls, it's a done deal. Stupid kids.

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:06 pm

bullship wrote:I missed out on all talk of balls. There's a zero percent chance I'm ever shaving my nutsack again. She's either gonna fuck you or not...by the time she see's your balls, it's a done deal. Stupid kids.
I laughed...hairy or not, I pissed myself that night...
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by brent_e » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:21 pm

SLSS wrote:
D-nymph wrote:Glad I missed it, sounds like a topic Hoss or Westchester would have brought up. Freaks.
Nope. Completely unexpected sources for current observations on male hygiene. Thus the dumbfounded looks on the old(er) guard.

Rumor is pbr poured bleach in his ears.
he couldn't find bleach….the malort was more potent.

you didn't seem that drunk, CC…..??? matter of perspective, perhaps.
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by fallen513 » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:45 pm

I used the electric trimmers on mine.

Came real close to not having a reason to even go to the doc's...
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by brent_e » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:05 pm

Image

electric or gas powered?

i think you might have bigger issue.
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by flybug.pa. » Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:30 am

bleached ass is the latest , just sayin
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by Woolybug25 » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:08 pm

bullship wrote:I missed out on all talk of balls. There's a zero percent chance I'm ever shaving my nutsack again. She's either gonna fuck you or not...by the time she see's your balls, it's a done deal. Stupid kids.
See... it's about treatin' the ol lady like you're Marvin Gaye or some shit. It might be a done deal for the night regardless of proper manscape, but when she wakes up in the morning and remembers that terrible man fro peppered with dingleberries, she sure as hell ain't coming back for seconds!!!


Keep things tight, fellas... you know... for the lady's sake. :cool



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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by SOBF » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:41 pm

What happens at band camp stays at band camp.
Have ALWAYS lived by that,but was feeling bad about not being there myself to listen to and be part of the shenanigans.

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by Randall Dee » Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:10 pm

I hooked a nice steelhead yesterday. I was amazed at how quickly I was into my backing. I don't normally chase fish. I'm more of a stand your ground guy. But I soon realized that I had better give chase if I wanted to see this fish. So I started running down the run after it when I heard my knee pop. Sucks getting old.....
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by Average Joe » Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:37 pm

That's happened to me more times than I care to think about: the knee popping thing, not the catching steelhead thing.

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

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