- Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:13 am
I larfed at all of this.
I had this done a while back (7-8 years ago). Have 4...didn't want any more. Since I had so much work done in that region due to a urinary issue, getting this done was no issue. Likely should have done it way earlier than that, but didn't want to. That weekend that I had it done, the next door neighbor's daughter died. She (the daughter) had a stroke while in the middle of doing swimming laps at the local high school. Wife freaks, was over there for "moral support" while I'm chasing 2 toddlers up and down stairs for an entire day while clutching a bag of frozen vegetables to my groin.
I will say this:
Getting snipped is NOTHING like having a 2 foot long optical scope stick out of the end of your piss pump while the doctor AND nurse are looking for the proper accessory to snatch the stint between your kidney and bladder...for 20 minutes. Beyond that, having a doctor pull as string that is attached to a stint through your piss pump. That was an interesting feeling.
The very best is being on your back in a hospital when a nurse comes in at 6am and says that she needs to remove your catheter. She says on 3. She gets to the number 2, then yanks it out like she's starting an ancient lawnmower. I think I leaped straight up about 2 feet. This woman was sinister....
The difference between decency and indecency is opportunity...
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