Cut my nuts please

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by austrotard » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:11 pm

if they're even half as annoying lob them off.
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by SOBF » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:13 pm

you left a goatee on your balls?
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by bullship » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:50 pm

That's an actual photo of my balls. The resemblance is uncanny.

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by CharlieJenkem » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:18 pm

Good times...there was no shaving involved for me (by me or anyone else). I pointed to the real bad boo-boo face on the pain chart and got a prescription for Percocet. I treated the minor ball pain with beer, Advil and peas, and saved the percs for recreational use.
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by bullship » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:06 pm

I'm on week 2 of steady ball pain. Everyone I surveyed said they had no pain. One actually went home right away and mowed the grass, literally. He never felt a thing. Ive been walking around like John Wayne for 8 1/2 days now, and the doc says its 'normal'. I say fuck you. Fuck you, I say. But, beer. Anybody else end up with a purple nutsack? Seriously, Aaron Neville couldn't tell the difference if faced with a mirror and a photo of my nuts.

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by Lenny » Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:06 am

2 weeks seems a bit abnormal.
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by D-nymph » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:22 am

Maybe they used a hammer & rusty old garden shears on bully's nuts?
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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by bullship » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:49 am

D-nymph wrote:Maybe they used a hammer & rusty old garden shears on bully's nuts?

Could be. No chance I was looking down.

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by Ruddy Duck » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:49 am

My friend got an infection after his procedure. Just saying. Perhaps you should check in with the doc.

And Mitch should just take a shower and get his 10 the old fashioned way. :wink

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by bullship » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:23 pm

I've turned a corner. Nearly had a romp last night if it weren't for the cactus as my ballsack. Thanks to everyone for their concern(z) and shit

On second thought...it's more like a prickly pear

Which I suppose is technically a cactus

My point is my balls are spiky

From the shaving

Really from the shaved hair growing back in, but you get the point

Either way, balls

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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by fallen513 » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:13 am

If you ask nicely, they let you do it yourself. I probably should've had the Valium they suggested instead of the handful of Xanax and swig of the scotch, hey. It did keep my hands steady.


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Re: Cut my nuts please

Post by SLSS » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:26 am

bullship wrote:I've turned a corner. Nearly had a romp last night if it weren't for the cactus as my ballsack. Thanks to everyone for their concern(z) and shit

On second thought...it's more like a prickly pear

Which I suppose is technically a cactus

My point is my balls are spiky

From the shaving

Really from the shaved hair growing back in, but you get the point

Either way, balls
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So you'll have to check with the young guys and see where the prickly pear look rates.
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