my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by speybait » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:28 pm

You are a wordsmith, Mitchie.

You should buy the Latino falsie version.
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by Woolybug25 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:28 pm

Mitch - I had to test for the job I have now and didnt quit tokin' until two days before the test. I have taken 5 in my life... passed em' all. Here's what ya do.

1) Supplies - Bottle of B12, Shitton of H20, Juices of all kinds (aka orange, cranberry, guava, pong, whatever), 2 pharmacy drug tests
2) Take a B12 in the morning and at night.... BUT NOT THE MORNING OF THE TEST (This is going to replace the B12 you will be losing in your piss and also give it more color. If you dont have it, the test will come back "inconclusive"
3) Alternate one part water until you have to piss, than whatever juice you choose until you piss. You will be pissing probably close to 20 times per day
4) The night before take the first test. If you pass, than fuck the second test and take it back to the pharm to get your wonga back. Also quit drinking all the water and taking B12 the night before the test.
5) If you fail it. Start drinking only water until its leaking out of your ears, even if it takes all night, until you can pass a pharmacy test. Only take a B12 the morning of the test if you stayed up all night drinking water, otherwise.. see step 1..

ps - make sure that you piss a bit before putting any into the lil cup. The first piss that comes out is the most concentrated.

Hope this helps :cool
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by speybait » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:30 pm

I still say buy the Latino one.
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by Red Humpy » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:32 pm

I say go with the black one. Why? Cause fuck them! :gun
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by Spudnik » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:10 pm

I say take Woolybug's advice.

Thats sounds so fucking crazy, it just might work!
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by shunned » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:22 pm

f


ooow!

I'm gonna have a great day with the little one this saturday. :Roll Eyes
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by ditchdoc » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:58 pm

Um...can I have that job you're not doing? 5k? That would pay for a nice fishing trip to Chile for me.

I know, I know, ain't happening. Crap.
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by shunned » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:34 am

5 fucking minutes after getting the heads up from the projects manager.

ringring ringring

stoner mitch: g'day
guv'nor: umm.. g'day. is this sidney vicious?
sm: umm... yeah.
guv: tell me, how the fuck did you get a reading of 68 only to go back and get a reading of 78?
sm: well first off, I didn't drink 2litres of orange juice before I went in. I've popped these fucking liver pills and had the most boring weekend I've had outside the clink...I did everything I could, mate.
guv: so... you seen much of amy winehouse?
sm: you're going to get a bit of mileage out of this aren't you, mate?
guv: heh heh... years, mate... we're just installing a sharps bin out the back for you. well I've got good news and bad news for you...
sm: oh yeah, what's that then?
guv: bad news.. I need to you come in and look through this contract and after that I need two copies of each page... about 200 pages all in.
s m: good news?
guv: you've about $800 in air flights in your name for the next year. I can't get a refund.
sm: fuck me... that's all right. I'm off to england the end of may... who's the flight with?
guv: qantas.
sm: well that's hardly good fucking news then.
guv: heh heh... make sure you don't fail your pilots test, mate. I'll see you when you get in, we've a new photocopier and I can't figure the bloody thing out.

click

ty was right.
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by Woolybug25 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:34 am

Shit man, $800 walabi dollars would get you to the Seppo West. You should come out and try to catch some real fish, mate... :cool
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by slavetotheflyrod » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:16 pm

Or to Syracuse N.Y. :wink
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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by Fishheadlarry » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:26 pm

The Sucker Spawn is right around the corner...

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Re: my dalai lama, decide my destiny.

Post by Woolybug25 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:52 pm

Fishheadlarry wrote:The Sucker Spawn is right around the corner...
YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT!
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