- Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:55 pm
#697066
Average Joe wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:01 pm I received a parcel in the mail recently.Todd has one that he uses as his mobile tying bucket.........I have been jealous of him for a year.
A Christmas present.
My wife was home when I opened the box.
Wife: "What is it?"
Jose: "It's.... it's a bucket."
Wife: "A bucket?"
Jose: "A bucket."
Wife: "What kind of bucket?"
Jose: "A five gallon bucket."
Wife: "Like the kind they have at Home Depot?"
Jose: "Yes... but different."
Wife: "How is it different?"
Jose: "It's not orange, and it's got a YETI label on it."
Wife: "Does that make it better?"
Jose: "Quite the opposite."
Wife: "Did it come with a lid?"
Jose: "Apparently not."
Wife: "So someone sent you a bucket with no lid. Just the bucket."
Jose: "Yes. Just the bucket."
Wife leaves the room, shaking her head.
Later that day...
Wife: "I looked up that bucket online. It sells for $40. The lid is sold separately, and runs another $30. Why would anyone spend that kind of money on a bucket?"
Jose: "Because it's got a YETI label on it."
Wife leaves the room, shaking her head.
It's a bucket.jpg
I've no doubt the person who sent it to me meant well, but I would have been happier with a phone call.
Currently I neither want nor need any more useless shit.
Should that change, I can always just steal stuff from Mitch.
"I never got a hoody."
That's because you're a douchebag. (Online anyway. You seemed OK in person.)
~nemo
That's because you're a douchebag. (Online anyway. You seemed OK in person.)
~nemo