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Re: the ashes

Post by Darth Wader » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:28 pm

No, my wife and I play a game called hide the doodlebug. Oh, wait....
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Re: the ashes

Post by shunned » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:20 am

engerland, the winners 1
austria, the losers 0

roll on friday and the waca.
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Re: the ashes

Post by DeadRatsClacker » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:18 pm

shunned wrote:engerland, the winners 1
austria, the losers 0

roll on friday and the waca.
:cool
are you going along?

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Re: the ashes

Post by shunned » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:09 am

all out for 268.

it's safe to say the ashes are going back to engerland (0 for 29). :Roll Eyes

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Re: the ashes

Post by DeadRatsClacker » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:24 pm

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Re: the ashes

Post by shunned » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:10 am

mitch is famous.

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Re: the ashes

Post by shunned » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:27 pm

I know fuck all about cricket.

twats. :wink

engerland prima donnas 1
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the waca's a bowler's pitch... especially since it hasn't rained in pertharoo since 1967.

boxing day, melbourne.

I'm spreading a rumour that eddie mcguire's paid the poms ₤400000 to throw the match for maximum viewers for the last two tests.
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Re: the ashes

Post by VTNZ » Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:24 pm

The poms got their asses handed to them yesterday eh? Was at my local drinking piss watching it. Most kiwis were rooting for the poms mind you, but for a yank I'm just trying to figure the test strategies out. ODI's and 20/20's are easy to grasp, but the test stuff has another layer of strange happenings. Black Caps are crap this season all they way around. :coffee
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Re: the ashes

Post by DeadRatsClacker » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:59 am

You need a little education in sledging, the drake should give you a decent heads up

http://www.associatepublisher.com/e/s/s ... icket).htm

Examples
Aussie Glenn McGrath to Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes after Brandes had played and missed at a McGrath delivery: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fucking fat?" to which Brandes replied: "Cos every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!" Apparently even the Australian players were in hysterics.

Glenn McGrath chided West Indian batsman Ramnaresh Sarwan "so, what does Brian Lara's dick taste like?" Sarwan replied "I don't know, ask your wife."

*Greg Thomas, a Glamorgan fast bowler, thundered in and beat Vivian Richards's bat. "It's red and it's round. Can't you see it?" the bowler taunted. The next ball was precisely the same; pitching three quarters of length on middle and off, seaming away, and once again Richards was comprehensively beaten. "It's red and it's round and it weighs four-and-a-half ounces. Can't you see it?", Greg Thomas quipped. The next delivery was right in the slot, and Viv smashed the ball out of the ground and straight into the river that flowed around it. The batsman then said to the bowler: "You know what it looks like... go get it!"

Merv Hughes & Viv Richards. During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. Viv said "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv bowled him out soon after and replied "In my culture we just say fuck off."

*Australian wicket-keeper Rod Marsh, to English batsman Ian Botham: "So how's your wife and my kids?" The reply "The wife's fine, the kids are retarded" _ later used in Major League

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Re: the ashes

Post by SOBF » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:08 pm

Examples
Aussie Glenn McGrath to Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes after Brandes had played and missed at a McGrath delivery: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fucking fat?" to which Brandes replied: "Cos every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!" Apparently even the Australian players were in hysterics.

Glenn McGrath chided West Indian batsman Ramnaresh Sarwan "so, what does Brian Lara's dick taste like?" Sarwan replied "I don't know, ask your wife
Now that is some funny ass shit right there !!!

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Re: the ashes

Post by shunned » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:05 am

drc,

two words for you, mate.

all out for 98. wtf?


:Roll Eyes engerland, engerland, engerland... :Roll Eyes

what a fucked up series this has been.
fits right in with the weather and the way I feel.
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Re: the ashes

Post by DeadRatsClacker » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:47 am

lulling the poms into a false sense of superiority

jeez you jump from one side to the other faster than cuntingoutloud

if you were welsh i'd reckon u have to be the shop steward :coffee
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