All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By LTD
#493423
I never thought I would see a thread get locked down with Pastor Ben making the last post. :cool
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By shunned
#493476
Current local time in Atlanta
Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:57:26 AM EDT

confession: I want to do it.

example...

ringring ringring
aggers: what!
mitch: g'day, mate... what time is it?
aggers: it's fucking five a.m.!
mitch: cheers, mate.
click.
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By unskunkable
#493525
I am exceptionally gorgeous this morning. :coffee
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By shunned
#494010
confession: I nicked this from lucky bastard's wedding.
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related confession: we were also told to take another gift bag from the table as folk were forgetting... so we did.
and when we got in what did the tag say?

"mum and dad"


I saw his new missus.
he can go get fucked.

the lucky bastard.
:cool
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By shunned
#494026
confession: I gave a fly tying lesson tonight and got paid in dhufish.
movember londa.jpg
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By BearsFan
#494078
Get it Chuck!

Confession: The 6' tall brown haired goddess of a bartender was so impressed by my drink ordering skills last night I never had to ask for a refill. She forgot to charge them to my tab. She got me drunk.

I am thinking of returning tonight, sans ginger bird on my arm.
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By RFA
#494093
Confession: I think 10 1/2 years on the mountain has made me 100% anti social. That being said, my wife set me up with some dude who has never fly fished tomorrow...typical wife stuff "I REALLY like this couple, and I think they would make nice friends. They just moved here from Texas, and he LOVES fishing".

Shit. Maybe he's a cool dude, but I would rather be out there alone. First question I asked? "Does the guy drink beer?"...only way the day will be salvaged. Wait until I break out the snuff. Shit. There goes my Sunday.
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By NeedmoreDEET
#494146
BearsFan wrote:Get it Chuck!

Confession: The 6' tall brown haired goddess of a bartender was so impressed by my drink ordering skills last night I never had to ask for a refill. She forgot to charge them to my tab. She got me drunk.

I am thinking of returning tonight, sans ginger bird on my arm.

And no pics of the goddess, I'm shocked I tell you...

plus feeling a bit lightheaded from all of the Redbull and cherry vodka consumed to calm my nerves for the finish of the Notre Dame Pitt contest...those sneaky fuckers tried to make it a game! :cool
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By LuckyBastard
#494176
shunned wrote:confession: I nicked this from lucky bastard's wedding.
nicked.jpg
related confession: we were also told to take another gift bag from the table as folk were forgetting... so we did.
and when we got in what did the tag say?

"mum and dad"


I saw his new missus.
he can go get fucked.

the lucky bastard.
:cool
Only nicked it because it had a Sage and a Scott in the pic, right? Oh wait, you like boo now..

Nice going arsehole, Mum asked me where her Jam went, I said some prick probably lifted it without looking at the tag.
Seems like I was right. How'd it taste?

Missus looked pretty fine, hey. She looks hot in Bangkok too, by the by.
You'd be interested to know they've a shop here selling tweed as the next best. Looks like you've to find a new quirk, mate. Everyone's cottoned on to yours.
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By shunned
#494179
bring us back some uncut heroin and a 3/4 camel hair jacket. ta.

confession: if I had some I'd probably smoke it.
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By blumpkin
#494191
After two and a half years I decided yesterday to fess up to my Mom
that I was married.

I married my wife in a $138 dollar ceremony in Reno a year after we met.
A lot of the reasoning involved health insurance and taxes, we figured
we would keep it a secret and have a nice little family type wedding
later on down the road.

I decided a few months back to try to trust my sister in law with this little
secret because the missus and I are trying to learn about and are considering
adopting a kid someday in the not so distant future. S I L is an expert on the subject.

Thanks to the awesome Social Networking revolution known as Fb (Fuck that shit)
my sister in law and my wife started swiping at each other with their claws.
Since I adhere to a strict no Fb policy my brother and sister in law used more
archaic methods to prod me to tell my Mom.

So I called my Mom and gave her an "October Surprise"
blummers... always a day or two late and a dollar or two short.
ask anybody here who has fished with me about that.

She was pretty cool with it, we spent most of the conversation
discussing what a dick my brother is and how much of a gossip
monger my Sister in law can be sometimes... Then I tuned out
as Mom droned on and on about how I had to turn my life over
to big baby Jesus. Which is a big part of why I keep secrets
in the first place.

I just needed to write about it, I sincerely apologize
to anybody who accidently read this drivel.
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