A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by LuckyBastard » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:46 am

Went to dinner with the wife last night, then watched Easy A pissed out of my mind.

Confession: I'd fuck the bird out of that movie to within an inch of her life.

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Re: A Confession

Post by shunned » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:30 pm

confession: I drove two and a half hours around the moore river fishing for bream yesterday and never wet a line.
I did sleep off a massive stone in the long grass, mind... which was nice.
the depths of your narcissism never cease to amaze me

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Re: A Confession

Post by LuckyBastard » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:14 am

Sitting at the lights today, and a 17yr old bird was on a moped (scooter) in a mini skirt. I saw what I'd like to believe was minge.

Confession: I may have followed her for a bit, to the next set of lights

2nd Confession: ok ok, three sets of lights

Related Confession: I was too pussy to take a photo with my iPhone, you lot will have to believe me. :smile
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Re: A Confession

Post by tailchaser » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:37 am

Confession... I had to google search "minge".
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Re: A Confession

Post by Lenny » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:55 pm

Was it a GS Scooter?
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Re: A Confession

Post by LuckyBastard » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:04 am

One of those fancy pants Italian ones in pastel colours. :cheer
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Re: A Confession

Post by Bruiser » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:52 am

LuckyBastard wrote:One of those fancy pants Italian ones in pastel colours. :cheer
Confess: You are too young to know Quadrophenia. GS Scooter.
That sounds awesome in my ears!! (P-A)

we were basking in goodness here with our everyday drivel that we enjoy.... the rest of this is horseshit, flybug.pa.

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Re: A Confession

Post by LuckyBastard » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:08 pm

Bruiser wrote:
LuckyBastard wrote:One of those fancy pants Italian ones in pastel colours. :cheer
Confess: You are too young to know Quadrophenia. GS Scooter.
Confession: 1984 was the Luckiest year
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Re: A Confession

Post by Lenny » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:16 pm

Bruiser wrote:
LuckyBastard wrote:One of those fancy pants Italian ones in pastel colours. :cheer
Confess: You are too young to know Quadrophenia. GS Scooter.

With my hair cut neat
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Re: A Confession

Post by Hogleg » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:35 am

Confession: I find myself here most often whenever I find myself having trouble navigating the keyboard due to intoxication.

Relates: I've found it's best not to post anything when you can't fucking type.

Confession: It took me like 5 or 7 minutes to type this brief message and then correct the typing errors.
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Re: A Confession

Post by unskunkable » Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:22 pm

Hogleg wrote:Confession: I find myself here most often whenever I find myself having trouble navigating the keyboard due to intoxication.

Relates: I've found it's best not to post anything when you can't fucking type.

Confession: It took me like 5 or 7 minutes to type this brief message and then correct the typing errors.
I'm right there with ya buddy...

'ceptin I tend to use my phone which has autocorrect and then I just leave the shit up here like a drunken douchebag :coffee
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and it was then, just like the time when I was asked for my passport... a little bit of poop came out.-shunned

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Re: A Confession

Post by Ginseng Sullivan » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:45 am

one of the best movie meltdowns ever.



in this case GS = Gordon Sumner

you think you're having a bad week? watch Quadrophenia, you'll be happy again.

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