All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By slapshot
heading outside to make sure i can still pop a shove it at 34. video to follow
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By steelrain202
i tried some ollies, and a few table tops on a bmx bike i hurt badly
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By west_jay
I'm catching up on some bookkeeping on my MBP; Quickbooks Pro, Windows vers.
Listening to "One More For From The Road," 25th Anniversary Ed., just downloaded into iTunes.

I must have listened to this a million times. Back then.
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C: 7:08 and I am plowed already.
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By austrotard
confession: I spent roughly four hours reading 86 pages of ryan's postings to find something trivial and somewhat unimportant.

relates: it was nice to be all wound up in those pages this rainy afternoon... it's like going through your cousin's family album. (as opposed to her smalls.)

elates: I found it.
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By fatman
confession: I remember when "Freebird" wasn't just a punchline
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Confession: When I went camping a few weeks ago, the wife and I(after many cocktails) found a string of small turds right on the edge of our campsite:

Her: What kind of animal did this come's fresh.
Me: That's a fox 100%, the size and shape are spot on.
Her: Shouldn't it have hair in it? That worries me, that an animal would be that brazen, to sneak into our campsite while we were ten feet think Henry(our 5 year old son) is safe playing around here?
Me: Yes, an animal as small as a fox won't mess with him, regardless, I will watch him extra close.

The night went by, more drinks, son in bed,and more debate over the scat.

Next morning, I find Henry peeing on the turds.....and it dawns on me.

Me: Henry, did you poop there last night?
Henry: Yes.

Kid was too scared to go into the sage, so he popped a squat in our campground. Never said a word while the wife and I discussed what left it.
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By blumpkin
Hell yeah... Finishing up a 13 hour work day just in time
to watch Walter White get shot in the head by Hanks widow.

At least that's my prediction.
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By blumpkin
Awesome... First hotel we've stayed at that does not have AMC.
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By austrotard
confession: had to goggle walter white and amc.
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By west_jay
Confusion: My offspring have tried for months to get me to watch. Circumstances beyond my good judgment put me in front of the telly for the next-to-last episode.

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... :coffee

We won't be fooled....

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