A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:26 am

confession: rampant is coming to pertharoo and wants to take me bone fishing.

relates: rampant is coming to pertharoo and I want him to work with me.

elates: one of us will have no elates.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: A Confession

Post by BigTimber » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:31 am

austrotard wrote:confession: rampant is coming to pertharoo and wants to take me bone fishing.

relates: rampant is coming to pertharoo and I want him to work with me.

elates: one of us will have no elates.
why you no like the salt?
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Re: A Confession

Post by rampant » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:35 pm

Austrian translation: "I would rather work than chase saltwater fish"

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:46 am

confession: I'm (see: the business is) in serious financial difficulty.

relates: so now I'm working eight days a week.

elates: but it's nice having nothing to lose.

lates: '17. year of the pay it all back.

sate: or I might just go on a killing spree.

eta: as soon as I can figure out how to announce it on the facebook like a pro.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:12 am

I am quite excited today...............for tonight I will fish with Heero.

It has been well over 10 years since this has happened.
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Re: A Confession

Post by MTgrayling » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:03 am

Force feed him my shrimp flies, sans COCK-tail sauce.

...or let me have all the fun.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:40 am

Lando wrote:I am quite excited today...............for tonight I will fish with Heero.

It has been well over 10 years since this has happened.
Wait...

What is happening? I thought the Luau (which I am definitely attending, definitely) wasn't until September this year.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:43 am

I am fishing with Heero, not Heero[CntRmbrPwd].
If my tombstone reads, "He never ate sushi." it won't be a lie, and I'll be OK with that.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:33 pm

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da'fuck.
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Re: A Confession

Post by augustwest » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:43 pm

augustwest almost pooped his pants while he wrote:I am quite excited today...............for tonight sunday and monday I will fish with Heero fatman.

It has been well over 10 almost 4 years since this has happened.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:14 am

augie wins this round 10-9.

augie and fats... like the perfect gentlemen storm.
ka-boom.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:29 pm

Lando wrote:I am quite excited today...............for tonight I will fish with Heero.

It has been well over 10 years since this has happened.
I'm now anticipating a most interesting TR.

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