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By BigTimber
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austrotard wrote: Tue May 02, 2017 4:33 am confession: overheard a fella say to another builder (and referring to me) "look. he doesn't say a lot but when he does you damn well listen."

relates: this fella works for me from time to time.

elates: and he's like 6'5 or some shit.

lates: he was probably taking the piss.

sate: as I am no tyrant. much.
you not say a lot?

why so serious?
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By austrotard
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confession: realised today that I was to call a potential client last saturday.

relates: small reno. turn a garage into something or other... I kinda sorta remember glass concertina doors.

elates: I smoke waaay too much dope to successfully run a business.

lates: or I could just get a diary.

sate: remedied!

eta: seems like a waste this far into '17. so next year perhaps.
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By austrotard
#650367
confession: I'd bet you stink of onion soup.

relates: my next trip to cali may call for a praegustator.

elates: but jose would say there's no work for him.
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By Average Joe
#650398
austrotard wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 4:53 am confession: I'd bet you stink of onion soup.
More like cigar smoke and cheap brandy, but only because he was downwind of me, and because I've become a sloppy(er) drunk of late.
austrotard wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 4:53 am relates: my next trip to cali may call for a praegustator.
This would be most welcome, though it might take me some time before I become accustomed to watching someone actually eat what I've cooked.
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By ironman
#650432
Hap happy muthafukkin birthday to me!

Got the call today from AL.

"We will have a bed/shared room ready in 4-6 weeks."

My dwelling will no longer be a haven of the whiny, needy, indigent, and depressed.

I shall commence packing.

She did buy me a large bottle of JWB for when she kicks. Hopefully, I can bring it to the Luau.

I had to agree to transfer her ashes to the final place of rest. My fukkin pleasure.

(Whistling Dixie!.... son!!!!)
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By B.M. Barrelcooker
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ironman wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 9:48 am Hap happy muthafukkin birthday to me!

Got the call today from AL.

"We will have a bed/shared room ready in 4-6 weeks."

My dwelling will no longer be a haven of the whiny, needy, indigent, and depressed.

I shall commence packing.

She did buy me a large bottle of JWB for when she kicks. Hopefully, I can bring it to the Luau.

I had to agree to transfer her ashes to the final place of rest. My fukkin pleasure.

(Whistling Dixie!.... son!!!!)
Dude that is harsh.
but I laughed.
still laughing
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By Woolybug25
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ironman wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 9:48 am Hap happy muthafukkin birthday to me!

Got the call today from AL.

"We will have a bed/shared room ready in 4-6 weeks."

My dwelling will no longer be a haven of the whiny, needy, indigent, and depressed.

I shall commence packing.

She did buy me a large bottle of JWB for when she kicks. Hopefully, I can bring it to the Luau.

I had to agree to transfer her ashes to the final place of rest. My fukkin pleasure.

(Whistling Dixie!.... son!!!!)
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By Average Joe
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Drinking a six-pack for breakfast and then putting a frying pan filled with cooking oil and sliced potatoes on the stove and then falling asleep in your La-Z-Boy recliner on the day your wife happens to be out of town isn't the best way to meet the members of your local fire department.
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By Lando
#650563
Average Joe wrote: Sat May 13, 2017 4:32 pm Drinking a six-pack for breakfast and then putting a frying pan filled with cooking oil and sliced potatoes on the stove and then falling asleep in your La-Z-Boy recliner on the day your wife happens to be out of town isn't the best way to meet the members of your local fire department.
Were they friendly?


Remember, drunk lives matter.
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By Average Joe
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B.M. Barrelcooker wrote: Sat May 13, 2017 6:46 pm Oh no you did ent.
On my journey through life I've yet to reach that particular intersection of alcoholism and irresponsibility, but one of my neighbors happens to live there, so you are correct: I can't take credit for this one.
Lando wrote: Mon May 15, 2017 10:27 am Were they friendly?
The call interrupted their daily "porn, poker, and barbecue" routine, so the firemen were less than pleased.
Lando wrote: Mon May 15, 2017 10:27 am Remember, drunk lives matter.
Yes. Yes they do.
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