A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Fri May 26, 2017 3:43 pm

Confession: I have had an unread message in my outbox to Jesus_Christ for months, but it doesn't matter. I giggle every time I see it, knowing that mentioning him as EPOL, either directly, or to the people who know who he is, will be met with frustration and anger.

I miss you Jesus Christ/EPOL.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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Re: A Confession

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Fri May 26, 2017 5:24 pm

I can beat that. I had 8, that's right, 8 fucking messages from RFA this afternoon. They were all disappointing.

There's a message to illcentrifugal in my outbox that's been there 3 years.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Bruiser » Fri May 26, 2017 11:00 pm

I met Ephemeral on a less pounded river several years ago. A few years later I met Illcentrifugal on a different river - on a trip with Ephemeral.
That sounds awesome in my ears!! (P-A)

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sat May 27, 2017 12:28 am

confession: walked in on a client getting changed.

relates: wardrobe/ensuite conversion.

elates: got the contract and an eyeful.

lates: not a word to the missus.

sate: just because.
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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Sat May 27, 2017 8:09 am

Was he buff?
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sat May 27, 2017 9:59 am

CarelessEthiopian wrote:
Fri May 26, 2017 5:24 pm
I can beat that. I had 8, that's right, 8 fucking messages from RFA this afternoon. They were all disappointing.

There's a message to illcentrifugal in my outbox that's been there 3 years.

Fucking stupid board. I hit send, and got an error message, so I hit send a few more times, same error message, and nothing in my outbox....5 minutes go by, and then, 8 fucking messages are sent out.

I can tell you how the messages went, by the way, as they almost always do:

Brian: Poking, prodding, trying to elicit a response....mostly regarding purposeful misstatements that touch on hot button topics(example - constantly mentioning him living in an area in which he does not live, no matter how many times he corrects me)

Ben: Serious response/corrections to statements above, hints of confusion and anger, mixed with some "Hey, this is just how you act on the board, you're not really this ignorant and dickheaded in real life, right?"

Repeat
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Re: A Confession

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Sat May 27, 2017 10:31 am

That's pretty accurate, except you usually throw in a "fag" or "homo" just for good measure.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Woolybug25 » Sun May 28, 2017 7:02 pm

I have a pm from Raffa that's 7 paragraphs long. I didn't respond.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun May 28, 2017 7:25 pm

I have a lot that just say fag and homo.

just the kind of thing that ruins one's monday morning.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sun May 28, 2017 9:03 pm




my wife has been asking me why I am cackling for 6 months....this is why...A cook who thinks he is a gardener.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sun May 28, 2017 9:13 pm

As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun May 28, 2017 9:51 pm

confession: 'so I'm just going to get changed.'

relates: I've been hearing this a lot.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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