A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:55 pm

he's standing behind me, isn't he?
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:57 am

confession: today I bought a baby some cufflinks from mont blanc. he can have them in 2034.

relates: as one does.

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tale: your god.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:05 pm

I stopped by the thrift store today and did some early Christmas shopping.

Such bargains!

Mitch is going to love these.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:32 pm

doesn't make me gay.
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Re: A Confession

Post by stillsteamin » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:27 am

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quite the egotist, manilow.

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Re: A Confession

Post by yard4sale » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:55 am

I bet he already has Bette Midler....and the wig to match.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:44 am

confession: if it wasn't for all this deflection news away from manus island I reckon the world would start treating austrians like the separatist cunts we are.

relates: nothing to see here...

elates: but look what those crazy sepps are doing in texas.
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Re: A Confession

Post by D-nymph » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:21 pm

That Barry Manilow cover, he looks like Westchester... with hair.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:08 pm

confession: I just watched an entire hardware shop freeze for one minute and I nearly started crying.

relates: 300 people?

elates: cheers, pappy.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:20 pm

My beard is a good 1/5th 1/3rd grey, I find it difficult to stay up past 10:00PM, and a "good" weekend is putzing around the house and yard doing 30 minute tasks that don't involve too much effort.

I also find it enjoyable to eat gummy worms in bed.


confessions.


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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:26 pm

ah, yes... the road to paedophilia.

it's been well documented. stop putzing those kids.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:59 pm

confession: I've made the doctor's appointment. it's time I packed in the fags.

relates: yeah. I know. laugh it up, homo.

elates: new gnashers. the permanent kind.

lates: contemplating the 'before' photo but won't release it until I'm all donny osmond'd.

sate: I work hard, I am kind, I fucking deserve better.

eta: early next year but for a laugh I'm going to get half done first; the left half.

ta: smiling back at ya, fucko.
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