A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by fatman » Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:09 pm

Jon wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 5:27 pm
Izzat an honest-to-dog functioning VCR in the pic with the trash can? Props. :cool
if so, I've got a great collection of westerns I can send you.... :smile
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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:15 am

coughnotellyinthathoosecough.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:04 pm

It’s a combo VCR/DVD player.

Glacial-edge technology, but it still does what it was built to do, and we use it on a regular basis.

Trixie hates being in her crate, and for the past sixty hours we’ve had no sleep.

She yelps and screams from sunset to sunrise, with the volume and terror of a creature that’s been doused with kerosene and set alight.

The past two nights we’ve slept with the windows open.

Partly because it’s been warm out, but primarily so that the neighbors can experience Trixie’s attempts at opera and share our discomfort.

I’ve made two training suggestions to my wife, both of which have been met with the same response.

“I know what I’m doing.”

Time will tell.

Back to work tomorrow for me.

I never thought I’d say this, but at this singular moment I relish the thought of going back to the office.

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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:07 pm

take the btice. two birds...
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Re: A Confession

Post by flashback » Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:23 am

Fine new pup. Been dealing with a pup now one year old, sixth terrier I've had. We do training sessions every day. There is light at the end of the tunnel. Saving grace is they're so cute.

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Re: A Confession

Post by BigTimber » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:00 am

must be something in the air. you get a pup...i get a kitten......well my daughter got a kitten.

trixie looks awesome. congrats.
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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:57 am

confession: dear client, I will never remember your wife's name.

relates: no matter how important (you think) she may be to the project.

elates: did you think I call my missus 'her indoors' for a laugh?

lates: the marijuanas are a gateway to something or other...

sate: and there's plenty.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:49 pm

Today was my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

At first it felt a bit odd spending it with my wife instead of Mitch.

But then the pup got sick, and all was right as rain.

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Re: A Confession

Post by SLSS » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:06 am

Average Joe wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:49 pm
Today was my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

At first it felt a bit odd spending it with my wife instead of Mitch.

But then the pup got sick, and all was right as rain.
Congrats. Our 24th was a couple weeks back. No sick dog, thankfully. Just me home for 36 hrs between chasing a living.
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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:10 am

ha ha... you old bastardoes.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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